Posted on 03/05/2012 8:08:51 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
This is the absolutely perfect opportunity for competitors to gain a bigger market share. Mosy on-line advertises on Hannity’s show; maybe they will be smart and run ads on Rush’s show now.
Don’t know the names of any other national chains that are directly competing with this list of cowards. Hopefully we can get a list going for them too.
(thx for posting info)
What do you think so far? :)
I probably will try to spend of his time slot on a few other outlets. I see no reason for apology. He talks about the chikification of America & here he goes straight to such. My reply would have been no apology until All of the other leftist in the media apologized for their remarks, especially against Palin. He just acted like the mushy (R)s, who he rails on daily. (Just ones persons opinion)
He is a genius. “the companies no longer want access to you. They no longer seek your business.”. Hahaha aha!
Priceless ! :)
I’ve posted this a couple of times before, but I just can’t help myself - have to say it one more time .... these advertisers are getting “Fluked”, big time. Or to use Rush’s version, they are “Flucking” themselves.
I started and paid for a service with Legal Zoom last week. I emailed them today and asked for a refund due to the way they treated Rush.
Excelllent!! Count me in as a Breitbartacus!!
I still want to see the autopsy results as his untimely death two days before he was ready to expose zero is just too much of a coincidence for me.
Na, she was talking about birth control pills for medical reasons in this press conference. She referred to it as contraception which was wrong. She meant to blur the lines between the reasons why people take birth control pills.
...it still only has to cost less than $10 a month. For women attending a $50K per year college they are are complaining why????
Rush turns down millions of dollars of advertising a year INCLUDING GM. lololol
He just mentioned Bill Maher and Sarah Palin...
And that the Left Never apologizes.
Yes, that’s what I wanted to hear more about, Andrew Breitbart article, and why didn’t Hillary say more in that Democrat primary?
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2854504/posts
Love it. These advertisers have just Flucked themselves.
What’s with Rush? He’s calling her Sandra Fluck as in f——. I thought her name was Fluke( that’s the way she spells it) as in the fish, fluke. Hope Rush isn’t digging a bigger hole.
He learned that it is the correct pronunciation. He can’t hear so he is very careful to learn correct pronunciations.
I vote this one for post of the day,so far!!
1) Rush just nullified the leftists attack.
2) Possibly avoided a major lawsuit.
3) This whole MSM/Obama propping up of Fluke will now disappear
What’s with Rush? He’s calling her Sandra Fluck as in f——. I thought her name was Fluke( that’s the way she spells it) as in the fish, fluke. Hope Rush isn’t digging a bigger hole.
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He knows what he’s doing. ;-)
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