The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - March 1, 2012 (RIP Andrew Breitbart)

The EiB Network ^ | 03/01/2012 | Rush Limbaugh

[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Lolz on Faculty Lounge...and on Rush mentioning “what does she see on their faces??? Zits?!?”.

Well Rush, the BIRF control pill Yaz WILL also help clear up your acne!!!

[Enterprise]

"What is a “public interest scholarship”?"

It's a different way of saying "community organizer with a law degree."

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Rush, speak for yourself.

I don’t want to see this ugly tramp in a burkha, much less in anything more revealing.

[Fawn]

Those people are seriously sick

[Enterprise]

ROFL!!!!!

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Yeah..it cures acne by giving you a deadly blood clot. Amazing drug, the birth control pill is.

lol

[RJS1950]

That is exactly what a public interest scholarship is.

They are set up and funded by various universities and other organizations to generate a steady flow of “community organizer” lawyers.

[PennsylvaniaMom]

I call RAAAACISM on that post. Only white womyn feeling the emotional, physical and mental pain of no condems.

(PaMom now scours the web for the Revrund Jackson’s email addy...)

[Fawn]

Anyone know where I can get a link to that slut that is talking about going broke over contraception?

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Not to be redundant, but they are liberals. . .so. . .

[Enterprise]

Fluke is articulating the feminist bill of rights.

"I have the right to have sex with as many men as I want, when I want, and wherever I want, and someone besides ME has to pay for my contraceptives."

[Arrowhead1952]

and she wants us to pay for her BC, too?

She needs the best BC in the world - a wedding cake.

[Girlene]

Rush now playing the outtakes from the hearing - reports she sees the looks on women faces who did not have this contraceptive coverage.

women had suffered financially, emotionally and medically by not having free contraception. Oh, poor baby. Here's the video, Women’s Health and Contraceptives

She says she was past president for LSJR (Law Students for Reproductive Justice). LOLOLOL......they need a group for reproductive justice????!!!!!

[Enterprise]

"If I have to pay for birth control, is that implicit permission to be a troglodyte?"

We will have to wait for Bertha Butts opinion on that.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Reproductive Justice?

There is no such thing. Just women looking to justify their slutty behavior and men who want to assist those girls.

[Enterprise]

"HOW OFTEN IS SHE HAVING SEX?!"

24/7

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Blood clots are a tiny price to pay for good skin:( according to the ever so hip ads....

I’m beyond acne, but can I get Nancy Pee to pay for middle aged plastic surgery for me and my demographic....I look around my place of work and I see wrinkles and sagginess...the pain and emotional suffering...come on Nance...how about free plastic surgery coverage for the aging???

[MagUSNRET]

SO......this “poor” promiscuous law students name is “FLUKE”

a FLUKE is also a bottom feeding fish, if I recall correctly..........coincidence? I think NOT

[rightwingintelligentsia]

http://hotair.com/archives/2012/02/28/georgetown-co-ed-please-pay-for-us-to-have-sex-were-going-broke-buying-birth-control/

[Enterprise]

"LSJR (Law Students for Reproductive Justice)"

Sounds like something Bill Clinton would fund.