Posted on 03/01/2012 7:54:29 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Thanks and sorry about your father.
Something McLame is advocating is ineffective? No way. /s
bttt
So sick of this stupid inane birth control nonsense. Weren’t these the same people screaming keep the government out of my bedroom!?!?
Liberals don’t want us to “dictate” what goes on in the bedroom, just to pay for it and not ask questions.
Plus, Sandy is either a really good or really terrible student if she has that much time to have sex. OR she’s going through the faculty lounge several times a week.. .
Oh, no, Rush is detailing how much it costs to get birth control now. Now, Snerdley says you can get condoms for free. lol, congressional hearings on the cost to have sex in law school.
Nice usage of the word dictate. ;)
Every report on the air stresses the ‘natural causes’ bit. Whitney Houston’s cause of death is going to take six weeks.
You’re just in repeat mode. You’re stuck like a broken record. I think we all get the story by now
Further material for future "Lawyer Jokes" (e.g., "How can you tell that a woman is a lawyer?...)
This is just one of the many things that have to be shoved up the democrat party’s collective arses EVERY SINGLE DAY.
The scumbags have stepped into outhouse hole, up over their heads and have made it clear that they serve in the role of pimps and enforcing payments for their future prostitutes from taxpayers.
Yeah, I already know that they are complete turds who wouldn’t care about floating in a cesspool and that they are and always have been pimps.
FUBO & FAD
HEY....lol.
The PAINS of the lack of contraceptive coverage??!!! GIVE ME A BREAK!!! $3000 for contraceptive coverage? HOW OFTEN IS SHE HAVING SEX?!
What is a “public interest scholarship”?
Does this mean we’re paying for her to go to an expensive school to be a “reproductive rights advocate,” and she wants us to pay for her BC, too?
If I have to pay for birth control, is that implicit permission to be a troglodyte?
And Rush is making a hell of a point about Fluke's statement about seeing the faces of women who lack contraceptives. She wants to be a lawyer, ok, PROVE IT! Prove it that they lack contraceptives by looking at their faces. HA! HA!
Wow..Rush’s show is blowin my mind today. I didn’t hear about Breitbert and this slut talking about contraception HAS to be a JOKE!! Is this for real?? My head’s ‘splodin today.
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