[Responsibility2nd]

Part of the itenerary, I’m sure.

9:00 see old things.

12:00 lunch

2:00 Visit museum

4:00 Shopping

6:00 Get robbed by desperados

8:00 Dinner show

[Krankor]

Don’t people pay to see phony pirates, sharks and bandits? No one was hurt, so their loss is simply the price of admission.

[Raycpa]

Revised (original was incomplete)

Part of the itenerary, I’m sure.

9:00 see old things.

12:00 lunch (Get robbed by locals special pricing for cruise tourists)

2:00 Visit museum (get robbed by Carnival Tours)

4:00 Shopping (get robbed by Carnival Company store)

6:00 Get robbed by desperados

8:00 Dinner show (get robbed by high priced Carnival Drinks)

[count-your-change]

Yep, getting robbed at gunpoint is one of those “authentic” travel experiences that tourists love so much. It's more exciting than shuffleboard.

[ml/nj]

6:00 Get robbed by desperados

Gee. And I remember being on a tour bus in London many years ago where we were delivered like lambs to the slaughter. It stopped at someplace where a Coke cost the equivalent of $3.75. (This was back in 1975, when I'm guessing it would have been hard to pay even a dollar for a Coke in NYC.)

ML/NJ