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Posted on 02/21/2012 8:14:06 AM PST by SLB
CYNTHIANA, Ky. -- Police say a northern Kentucky woman took matters into her own hands, by shooting her husband in the crotch after she found out he was cheating on her.
According to authorities, 39-year-old Kerrie Alvarez shot her husband, Javier, while they were standing outside the couple's home, after someone called reporting loud arguing.
“We seen them take somebody out on a stretcher. She was always nice when I've talked to her. I would never expect her to do something like this,” said witness Carolina Honeycutt.
Police arrested Alvarez.
“My God...If I had to come home to her every night, I would never, ever come home again.”
I agree with you, but we also don’t know what the other slob looks like.
Put some Kentucky Jelly on that, and it will be jes' fine.
P.S.
“I agree with you, but we also don’t know what the other slob looks like.”
To reword: We also do not know what the other “fat” slob looks like.
Now Javier don’t Jav’ any no more....
Bet me javier is a 110 pound South of the border type?
I suspect Kerrie’s been spending time at the range.
He wouldn’t drop it in the blender!!
Your observation is true and accurate, but some people just cannot deal with rejection. Can. Not.
Obsession is a dangerous and tedious thing.
Your cheatin’ crotch will make you weep
You’ll cry and cry and try to sleep
But sleep won’t come the whole night through
Your cheatin’ crotch will tell on you
Kentucky woman
If she get to know you
She goin’ to own you
Kentucky woman
“Honey, when I said I ‘wanted a little shot of leg’, I didn’t mean I wanted “a shot in the little leg’”.
Assault? She SHOT him. If a man shot a woman in the crotch, he'd be up on attempted murder charges.
“I can change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot.”
(S)/He looks like Brian Urlacher with hair.
This one makes Smellen look almost...no, no, never mind.
Unnecessary roughness penalty, plus ejected from the game, and fined $50,000.
You ain’t kidding! BARK BARK BARK!!!
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