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1 posted on 02/15/2012 11:42:00 AM PST by Scythian
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“Is there a lawyer in the house?”


2 posted on 02/15/2012 11:44:29 AM PST by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both)
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Whenever anyone falls off a cliff, breaks their neck from a failing parachute, freezes climbing a mountain, the press are quick to conclude “he/she died doing what they loved the most.”

So where the “died or nearly died” doing what they loved the most mantra?


3 posted on 02/15/2012 11:44:53 AM PST by WKUHilltopper (And yet...we continue to tolerate this crap...)
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Wuss.


4 posted on 02/15/2012 11:45:16 AM PST by duckman (Go Newt...)
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Good grief. Time to shut ‘er down!~sarc. Nobody eats one of anything and has a heart attack. Bad timing is all.


5 posted on 02/15/2012 11:45:23 AM PST by albie
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If he survives it will be interesting to see if he actually gets a triple bypass.....oh the irony.

6000 calories? Yikes!

I am sure people have heart attacks at Fresh Choice and other so called healthy restaurants.


6 posted on 02/15/2012 11:46:39 AM PST by HerrBlucher (.)
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Isn’t that how the founder died?


8 posted on 02/15/2012 11:48:59 AM PST by GeronL (The Right to Life came before the Right to Pursue Happiness)
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The worse time to have a heart attack is while you are playing charades....
9 posted on 02/15/2012 11:49:17 AM PST by Osage Orange (A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.)
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10 posted on 02/15/2012 11:49:17 AM PST by avacado
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Great...now Moochelle will have more reason for her health crusade! If Obama wins another term we will probably need a special Moochelle waiver to be able to eat a Cheeseburger or anything besides Lettuce.


11 posted on 02/15/2012 11:49:17 AM PST by jakerobins
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If it’s your time this doesn’t sound like a bad way to check out.


13 posted on 02/15/2012 11:49:34 AM PST by bereanway
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How many people suffered heart attacks this week while watching the evening news?


14 posted on 02/15/2012 11:49:50 AM PST by digger48
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Are you sure it was the burger that caused the heart attack?


20 posted on 02/15/2012 11:53:20 AM PST by Malone LaVeigh
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How many people suffered heart attacks this week while watching the evening news?


21 posted on 02/15/2012 11:53:39 AM PST by digger48
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Other heart Attacks NEVER reported by the media:

1) A man after eating a wheat germ sandwich

2) A homo after a night of engagements with ‘multiple partners’

3) An elderly black woman terrified after a night of violence on her street in which the city forbade her from having a firearm

4) A female after an abortion

5) A vegan who had a heart attack from lack of B12


22 posted on 02/15/2012 11:55:10 AM PST by Le Chien Rouge
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What? No BBQ sauce?

23 posted on 02/15/2012 11:55:39 AM PST by TSgt (Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.)
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Miss the one in Chandler loved the home made all you could eat fries. Stupid mall tried to force the owner to change his motiff. The owner said no strip mall sued so the owner closed Consequently the mall has had a dramatic drop in business since the place closed.


27 posted on 02/15/2012 12:03:48 PM PST by clamper1797 (Hoping to have some change left)
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Maybe he just faked it get out of paying the check.


28 posted on 02/15/2012 12:04:41 PM PST by layman (Card Carrying Infidel)
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Well, isn’t that special! Encouraging gluttony.


29 posted on 02/15/2012 12:06:14 PM PST by Jean2
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Come hungry, die happy.

But seriously, folks, I hope he’s okay.


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39 posted on 02/15/2012 12:23:06 PM PST by DJ MacWoW (America! The wolves are here! What will you do?)
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