[Le Chien Rouge]

Other heart Attacks NEVER reported by the media:

1) A man after eating a wheat germ sandwich

2) A homo after a night of engagements with ‘multiple partners’

3) An elderly black woman terrified after a night of violence on her street in which the city forbade her from having a firearm

4) A female after an abortion

5) A vegan who had a heart attack from lack of B12

[TSgt]

You forgot:

6) A woman after waking up at her own funeral

Woman dies of heart attack caused by shock of waking up at her OWN funeral
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2007356/Shocked-woman-dies-funeral-heart-attack.html

[Scythian]

and don’t forget

6) A Freeper who advocates Romney and get’s FreepRolled (similiar to Rick Rolled but not near as funny ...)