Posted on 02/15/2012 8:39:53 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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“So, the die had been cast, but a lot of us didn’t understand at that point how bad it was going to get.”
The Republican candidate better run this over and over and over and over again. Do we really want this guy in charge again? Is it worth the risk?
Lurking here.
Hello!
CNN just spent 15 minutes on the “Dogs Against Romney” story.
I read where more press showed up than protesters.
Rombots are all over Facebook touting the Crews knock on Santorum, which they picked up from Ron Paul, I’m sure. I’m starting to see a deeper and deeper connection between Mitten and the head Ronulian.
Oh noooooose, Rush; those eeeevil sanctions do not prevent them from getting nuclear material; only food. Ask Ron Paul.
I did see a story a few weeks ago claiming that Romney and Paul have formed a sort of odd insider/outsider alliance.
Strange bedfellows, indeed.
Any Occupy Rush Thread Trolls out there?
I saw that and took it with a grain of salt; but more and more it appears as if there is a strange connection there. I could scream.
We’ll just build more.
0bama the job creator!
I ran into a REAL winner last night on a Rob Portman thread on FB! These libs really cannot understand how CONGRESS handles the purse strings and that the legislation that they pass and don’t pass is what REALLY affects our lives.
This loser resorted to going back to blaming Bush back in 2008, when Pelosi and Reid already had control in 2007. Oh, and for that stupid remark from Obama about not knowing how bad things were? He was a SITTING SENATOR for those two years of Pelosi and Reid prior to winning the Presidency.
Well, Rush is coming right out of the box and being so in the tank for Romney so I expect it any second now.
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Ugh. Fan freaking tasting.
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