Never give your new son a middle name of Wayne.
Unfortunately, the woman missed.
“Dennis went to jail for assaulting his 82-year-old neighbor, Ruben Burke.”
Cripes. You willing to assault an old geezer like that, you need the death penalty, not a vacation.
In the old days, these problems had a way of working themselves out.
Dukes of Hazzard they are not.
Definite inbreeding going on there.
It’s my understanding that Texans have a way of dealing with POS like this. ;-)
Bradley Turner arrested
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/46348706/ns/local_news-houston_tx/t/man-arrested-sought-home-invasion/
“Deputies said the two have lengthy criminal records, including burglaries, thefts, and assaults... Dennis Turner also has two unrelated warrants for other arrests.”
As an aside, the Texas prison system lists another Dennis Turner, Dennis Ray Turner, 45, who might be their daddy.
http://www.texastribune.org/library/data/texas-prisons/inmates/dennis-ray-turner/241299/
Sounds like it might be time for a little “community action” in that town.
Neighbors?
As on a prior thread about this event, all together now:
“MORE RANGE TIME!”
“She missed and the robbers fled...”
Range time.
At least she didn't say they were "good boys."