[matt04]

Dammit! We can't use a radioactive fish against VY.

[OCCASparky]

Look, kids—the hippies got ANOTHER one wrong! Maybe it’s a good thing they’re hippies and not nuclear plant operators!

[muir_redwoods]

You don’t understand, all leftists, especially Vermont lefftists know that radioactivity is super ultra plus ungood magical juju that can do anything including flow upstream and jump from river to river. Vermont Yankee is to blame and nothing anyone can say will change that

[Stosh]

And in other breaking news, radioactive potassium-40 was detected in the banana Al Gore had with breakfast today.

[VeniVidiVici]

[MaxMax]

I sure hope they don’t find coal littering the ground in WV.

[1010RD]

The war on safe nuclear power continues. Could the headline get any worse? Near the end of the story Johnny Deadline finally sees fit to publish the truth:

"These are very very tiny amounts of radioactivity," Irwin told Reuters on Tuesday. "They were very close to being non-detectable."

[devattel]

These isotopes are from Japan.

[Chewbacca]

Probably from some medical waste from cancer patients after they were injected with radioactive dye.

They probably flushed it into the water or took a pee while outside one day.