If Newt’s a “John Paul II Catholic”, then I’m a “Billy Graham protestant” (it’s a natural fit, since I’ve been a Catholic throughout Billy’s entire career)
On second though... call me a Pope Conon Catholic. If they elect me pontiff, I’m taking the name... Conon II!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pope_Conon
Interesting name, doesn’t appear in any name databases I can find except as a variant of Conan and this guy wasn’t Irish.