Report: Breast implant saved stabbing victim's life

South Florida Sun-Sentinel ^ | January 26, 2012 | Barbara Hijek

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The 41-year-old Brevard County woman told cops that her ex-fiancé's new 22-year-old girlfriend, Amy Winter, attacked her outside of his Melbourne apartment with a pocket knife, reports WESH News-2 in Orlando.

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"Cosmetic surgeon jokingly..." Interesting analysis.

[nhwingut]

Pics?

[EEGator]

Boobs are awesome...it’s a scientific fact.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Silicone, saline, and kevlar?

[Paladin2]

The Kevlar is to promote firmness.

[jdsteel]

The link has a picture of who I assume is the 22 year old. She has that “hot but crazy” look to her.

[Eye of Unk]

So when is a subcutaneous version of body armor available for men? I’d love to have that classic Roman chest look.

[ConservativeStatement]

'It happened so fast. I'm like, "Put down the knife". I look down, and I was covered in blood.'

I didn't see one in the other site but that's the victim's quote. "I'm like..."

[End Times Sentinel]

There's a picture of the perp at the link.

Wouldja? I'd give it a yes! Look at those smoldering, crazy eyes!

Of course, this is why an ex showing up screaming on my lawn at 3am wielding a ten inch chef's knife dressed in only curtains is a near weekly occurrence.

[rfp1234]

Amy Winter? Perhaps the guy’s name is Joey Buttafuoco Jr.

[mountn man]

Isn't Florida the "gentlemen's" club capital of the world?

This wasn't over the fiance, this was over customers.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Tell me about it. Breast reduction surgery should be outlawed!

[nhwingut]

Boobs are awesome...it’s a scientific fact.

[Iron Munro]

Boobs are awesome...it’s a scientific fact.

They are the Swiss Army Knife of body organs.

[NonValueAdded]

I think I'll skip the Brevard County ping on this one, too titillating a story.

So what was she doing outside of her ex-fiance's apartment, anyway? Trying to call out the new GF who is half her age?

[Neoliberalnot]

Short of physical disfigurement from a mastectomy, why would any woman or homo want to have subcutenous falsies implanted?

[Neoliberalnot]

Short of physical disfigurement from a mastectomy, why would any woman or homo want to have subcutaneous falsies implanted?

[Gamecock]

Report: Breast implant saved stabbing victim's life

Good thing they weren't real.....

[camle]

mmmmmm fluffy not stuffy

[musicman]