[ConservativeStatement]

"Cosmetic surgeon jokingly..." Interesting analysis.

[nhwingut]

Pics?

[EEGator]

Boobs are awesome...it’s a scientific fact.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Silicone, saline, and kevlar?

[Eye of Unk]

So when is a subcutaneous version of body armor available for men? I’d love to have that classic Roman chest look.

[rfp1234]

Amy Winter? Perhaps the guy’s name is Joey Buttafuoco Jr.

[mountn man]

Isn't Florida the "gentlemen's" club capital of the world?

This wasn't over the fiance, this was over customers.

[NonValueAdded]

I think I'll skip the Brevard County ping on this one, too titillating a story.

So what was she doing outside of her ex-fiance's apartment, anyway? Trying to call out the new GF who is half her age?

[Neoliberalnot]

Short of physical disfigurement from a mastectomy, why would any woman or homo want to have subcutenous falsies implanted?

[Neoliberalnot]

Short of physical disfigurement from a mastectomy, why would any woman or homo want to have subcutaneous falsies implanted?

[camle]

mmmmmm fluffy not stuffy

[musicman]

[TonyInOhio]

Now this, this is real news!

[Paladin2]

"...attacked her outside of his Melbourne apartment... "

Why was the ex there?

[Pollster1]

The 41-year-old Brevard County woman told cops that her ex-fiancé's new 22-year-old girlfriend, Amy Winter, attacked her outside of his Melbourne apartment with a pocket knife...

So if a 41 has to face a 22, it helps to buy a pair of 38s? Got it.