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The Annual State of the Union Drinking Game (Vanity)
Teleprompter Of The United States
| January 24, 2012
| TOTUS
Posted on 01/24/2012 5:53:16 AM PST by Charles Henrickson
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To: RightOnline
If you drink each time he says “I” you won’t last 5 minutes.
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posted on
01/24/2012 6:31:40 AM PST
by
hometoroost
(Frodo lives!)
To: Charles Henrickson
“A teachable moment”
“Time to eat our peas”
“sacrifices to make”
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posted on
01/24/2012 6:32:17 AM PST
by
Georgia Girl 2
(The only purpose of a pistol is to fight your way back to the rifle you should never have dropped.)
To: Charles Henrickson
I’m staying sober tonight, my word is Keystone.
Pray for America
23
posted on
01/24/2012 6:35:27 AM PST
by
bray
(More Batting Practice for the Bambino)
To: Tigerized; kevkrom
I think Ill only take a drink on let me be clear... Let me be perfectly clear
Good thing you weren't doing a drinking game when Nixon spoke.
To: Charles Henrickson
He whistles his “s” when telling a whopper. Drink on the whistles, but know when to say when.
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posted on
01/24/2012 6:43:35 AM PST
by
jdsteel
(Give me freedom, not more government.)
To: Charles Henrickson
Let's see whether "Main Street" gets another run tonight.
"Fair Share" will cause alcohol poisoning.
To: equaviator
Here’s another one guaranteed to drive you to drink-
“Thank you very much.”
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posted on
01/24/2012 6:45:24 AM PST
by
equaviator
( "There's a (datum) plane on the horizon coming in...see it?")
To: Charles Henrickson
I hope nobody actually follows through on this game. The average person would be dead from alcohol poisoning before President Obama even gets past the part where he congratulates himself on his ever improving golf game.
To: Charles Henrickson
If we all play this game, there will be alot of SERIOUS hangovers tomorrow...or possibly the rest of the week!
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posted on
01/24/2012 6:50:36 AM PST
by
txmissy
To: Charles Henrickson
“my policies are working”
but I won’t be watching the sotu tonight.
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posted on
01/24/2012 6:50:56 AM PST
by
Arrowhead1952
(Dear God, thanks for the rain, but please let it rain more in Texas. Amen.)
To: Charles Henrickson
“I’m dumber than donuts!”
“Joe’s up there playing with himself.”
“In keeping with my new tradition of singing Al Green songs, here’s my rendition of RIDE, SALLY RIDE.”
“I’m sorry I’ve screwed everything up.”
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posted on
01/24/2012 6:53:02 AM PST
by
blueunicorn6
("A crack shot and a good dancer")
To: Charles Henrickson
“Middle Class” will cause acute alcohol toxicity and probable death.
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posted on
01/24/2012 6:56:36 AM PST
by
cpdiii
(Deckhand, Roughneck, Mud Man, Geologist, Pilot, Pharmacist. THE CONSTITUTION IS WORTH DYING FOR!)
To: Charles Henrickson
Given the list you provided, I would need an emergency Liver transplant within 5 minutes.
How about just getting an IV drip using a bottle of Everclear?
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posted on
01/24/2012 6:59:55 AM PST
by
panaxanax
(0bama >>WORST PRESIDENT EVER.)
To: Charles Henrickson
I think I am pretty safe with taking “inherited”. I figure thats a 6 pack or 6 shots. Barely binge drinking.
I just wonder if SCOTUS will show up......Might be interesting.
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posted on
01/24/2012 7:00:13 AM PST
by
halfright
("Peace is that brief glorious moment in history when everybody stands around reloading". -TJefferson)
To: All
"Wall Street . . . Main Street"
(some big federal program) "for our children"
(some big federal program) "for every American"
"our seniors"
"teachers . . . schools . . . technology"
"twenty-first century"
"our crumbling infrastructure"
"Make no mistake . . ."
"Solyndra"
"I shot bin Laden."
"We're bringing our troops home."
"our values"
"I say . . ."
"my"
To: Charles Henrickson
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posted on
01/24/2012 7:03:07 AM PST
by
READINABLUESTATE
("We must hang together, gentlemen...else, we shall most assuredly hang separately." - Franklin)
To: Charles Henrickson
![](http://rasica.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/barrack-bullshit-bingo1.jpg?w=588)
Here's how we pass the time at our house when the Idiot gives a talk. We also play Obozo pong after somebody makes Bingo ... we call out Ping when the Wee Wee looks at the teleprompter panel on his right, and Pong when he looks at the one on his left. A few beers later, with the sound on mute, and you can almost stand the clown.
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posted on
01/24/2012 7:03:18 AM PST
by
Zakeet
(If Obama had half a brain, his butt would be lopsided)
To: jdsteel
I always wondered why he whistles on ‘s’. It’s got to ber because his front teeth are implants. somebody financed a multi-thousand dollar dental job.
To: Charles Henrickson
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posted on
01/24/2012 7:08:18 AM PST
by
defconw
To: bray
DAMN RIGHT.
I’m all in for “We Can’t Wait”.....
unless its Keystone...
RLTW
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posted on
01/24/2012 7:11:30 AM PST
by
military cop
(I carry a .45....cause they don't make a .46....)
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