The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Tuesday, January 17, 2012

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[combat_boots]

Oh, and tell your daughter she gets an ATTAGIRL, too!

[RasterMaster]

For some, he may be saying the right things while running for office, but all too recently he was trashing conservatives and everything they stood for (remember Paul Ryan, anyone?). A couple of empty soundbites or “gotcha” applause lines in a debate are not enough to make ammends.

[advertising guy]

easy...they are hurlin furr balls

[Fawn]

OK...I stand corrected. lol

[RasterMaster]

ROFL!

[Matchett-PI]

Late in bttt

Great debate last night! Newt won, hands down.

[Fawn]

Oh wow...I missed that!! Will have to listen later. Congratulations!!

[Clint N. Suhks]

:-O

[Matchett-PI]

Great call! bttt

[IMissPresidentReagan]

I don't know if any human has ever existed that was truly as intelligent as Noot thinks he is. And you're right; it appears as if Noot's first reaction is to look toward the almighty Government for a solution. Government doesn't exist to solve our problems. It exists to provide National Defense, to oversee basic infrastructure as needed, and to not meddle in our daily lives. Of course, I'm not like Ron Paul, and think we need to pay 0 taxes (wtf? who would pay for all Paul's earmarks), but I think you cut the unnecessary functions of government and it'd be surprising how few tax dollars are truly needed for a perfectly constitutional and functioning government.

He's also incredibly thin skinned. What happens if Obama runs a negative ad? Is he going to flip out like he did here? He's somewhat unstable.

[Clint N. Suhks]

You’re not a Newtard either.

Oh my, Rush just said Newt had the best debate ever! He is SO in the bag for Romney now!

[advertising guy]

all the candidates shoulda wore Michael Jordon tennis shoes accordin to this last caller.....we soooo blew it

[RasterMaster]

As far as I’m concerned, Newt is the stalking horse just like Fraud Thompson was in 2008. The same “arguments” that were used for Freddie last time are being used by the Newtards this time (”electable”, “good speaker”, “has the cash”), none of which are valid reasons to base a vote on.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Hey...I can’t help where your mind goes with my neutral comments. ;)~

[advertising guy]

you’d bitch is they hung ya with new shoe laces

[sloop]

i think you are right - we have tons of ‘strategy’ voters that are easily influenced by the talking heads and gop establishment

i was told here that bachmann was ‘unelectable’ because of her voice

like newt - strategy voters are not as smart as they think they are

conservatism works every time its tried

in my opinion, bachmann was the most conservative - santorum is my next choice

[RasterMaster]

Sorry, unlike some on this forum, I don’t get WEAK IN THE KNEES whenever someone gives a decent speech. He said plenty that should give conservatives reason to pause, but that’s hard to do when your screaming like a 14-year old Beeber groupie whenever he gets an applause line.

[Clint N. Suhks]

she is dual enrolled in college at 16

WOW! Does that mean she is still in high school as well? Don't let her grow up too fast, these years are precious. You done good there mom.

[RasterMaster]

Yep...Bachmann, Santorum, Perry, and a distant fourth is Newt. The rest are in the tank for socialism.

[RasterMaster]

Yep...Bachmann, Santorum, Perry, and a distant fourth is Newt. The rest are in the tank for socialism.