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The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Thursday, January 12, 2012
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| 01/12/2012
| Rush Limbaugh
Posted on 01/12/2012 8:50:37 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
TOPICS: Government; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: rushlimbaugh; rushlive; talkradio
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To: IMissPresidentReagan
HAPPY 61ST BIRTHDAY, EL RUSHBO!!"
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posted on
01/12/2012 9:19:24 AM PST
by
rightwingintelligentsia
(Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
We’re all rooting for you!
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posted on
01/12/2012 9:20:04 AM PST
by
CSM
(Keeper of the "Dave Ramsey Fan" ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
To: Clint N. Suhks
Yes, I’m thankful I have the insurance.
He gave me Ibuprofen and Vicodin.
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posted on
01/12/2012 9:20:44 AM PST
by
rightwingintelligentsia
(Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
The abandoned baby at Occupy DC didn’t even make the Washington Post.
If you don’t read Drudge you wouldn’t know it.
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posted on
01/12/2012 9:21:27 AM PST
by
Clint N. Suhks
(You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich: Abraham Lincoln)
Happy Birthday, Rush !
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posted on
01/12/2012 9:21:38 AM PST
by
pyx
(Rule#1.The LEFT lies.Rule#2.See Rule#1. IF THE LEFT CONTROLS THE LANGUAGE, IT CONTROLS THE ARGUMENT.)
To: CSM
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posted on
01/12/2012 9:21:55 AM PST
by
rightwingintelligentsia
(Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
Happy birthday Rush mega mega dittoes....
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posted on
01/12/2012 9:22:26 AM PST
by
GSP.FAN
(Some days, it's not even worth chewing through the restraints.)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Vicodin works, don’t be afraid to take it.
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posted on
01/12/2012 9:25:11 AM PST
by
Clint N. Suhks
(You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich: Abraham Lincoln)
To: Clint N. Suhks
” with your teeth ? “
crap , that’s funny
To: rush
Happy Birthday, Rush!!!!
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posted on
01/12/2012 9:27:56 AM PST
by
IMissPresidentReagan
("I want to totally disassociate myself from the Reagan Administration." - Ron Paul, 1988)
To: Clint N. Suhks
That just turned my stomach.
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posted on
01/12/2012 9:28:45 AM PST
by
IMissPresidentReagan
("I want to totally disassociate myself from the Reagan Administration." - Ron Paul, 1988)
To: advertising guy
Pretty sure that’s what caused my root canal last year from way back in college.
When I was young and foolish I was young and foolish.
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posted on
01/12/2012 9:32:21 AM PST
by
Clint N. Suhks
(You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich: Abraham Lincoln)
To: Enterprise
In some police departments, 1144 is the code for a deceased person. Coincidence? I think NOT!
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posted on
01/12/2012 9:32:21 AM PST
by
Enterprise
("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
Did you watch the Larry the Cable Guy special in Alaska last night? I fell asleep.
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posted on
01/12/2012 9:32:42 AM PST
by
rightwingintelligentsia
(Be careful of believing something just because you want it to be true.)
To: IMissPresidentReagan
I occasionally watch the dittocam. I wonder what happened to the billowing clouds of second hand smoke.
To: IMissPresidentReagan
To: rightwingintelligentsia
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posted on
01/12/2012 9:35:41 AM PST
by
IMissPresidentReagan
("I want to totally disassociate myself from the Reagan Administration." - Ron Paul, 1988)
To: rush
Happy Birthday, Rush, and may you have many more!
To: rightwingintelligentsia; IMissPresidentReagan; RasterMaster
Did you watch the Larry the Cable Guy special in Alaska last night? I fell asleep. I did! He went to visit Sarahcuda but she didn't have her makeup on so Todd came out. It was hilarious!
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posted on
01/12/2012 9:38:03 AM PST
by
Clint N. Suhks
(You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich: Abraham Lincoln)
To: rightwingintelligentsia
Ow, rwi, I hope you feel better soon! Dental work is no fun...
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