The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show Thread - Thursday, January 12, 2012

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Well those are the best turtles to use in turtle soup.

[pyx]

now did I just say I support Romney over Newt or Perry....not no but hell no.

Pshaww ! Yeah, but -=] I [=- don't spend my time on elections. Instead, -=] I [=- video friends watching television !



Also note: Michelle Obama is NOT an angry black woman. Michelle said so.

[RetSignman]

Oh good, he’s going to take calls, must be Sneardly found someone who isn’t going to rip him on Romney support or loves his tea.

[Clint N. Suhks]

[Enterprise]

That is the first time I have heard of that rule. Fascinating!

[IMissPresidentReagan]

LOL. I love the old Looney Tunes cartoons.

[advertising guy]

well accordin to Obama’s bomshell at a fundraiser last nite, that could be his son.

O said.....” I want my daughters treated just as equal as my sons “

yes freepers, he said it

[Clint N. Suhks]

South Carolina, Nevada and Florida are still a long way away.

[LachlanMinnesota]

My take on this is that Rush is rebelling against both candidates because they are not true conservatives, and he is illustrating why. I feel that way, meaning there are no good conservative candidates in the race that are doing well.

[rbmillerjr]

Because Mitt Romney is better, right.

[Eva]

Chris Wallace made it sound as though the Paulers were going for it.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

He does’t know his daughters’ birthdays....now he wants them treated as equally as his imaginary sons? Jeez. But Bush was the dummie.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Well....I’ve encouraged everyone to give $$$ to Rick. I’ve considered nominal donations to all other candidates, since I’m a curse. lol.

[pyx]

O said.....” I want my daughters treated just as equal as my sons “

So maybe ... just maybe that isn't fear shown by the television viewer in post #142 above. Rather, he's showing profound relief that he's just discovered who is father is ...

Maybe ... Maybe not.

[RasterMaster]

ROFL! Santorum says uptick in employment numbers is in anticipation that Obammy will be gone in a year.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

They will, I have no doubt. The Paulbots are nothing more than slightly cleaner Naderites.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

Santorum has really impressed me lately.

[Clint N. Suhks]

BREAKING!

Could Tim Tebow be Katy Perry's new 'catch'? Singer's parents 'want to set her up with NFL quarterback'J

[MagUSNRET]

I truly believe Tim Tebow has more GOD given sense, than to be pushed into a relationship with a whore :-)

[sloop]

the caller should take this golden opportunity with rush to do a c/span on sherdley

‘rush, do you think romney has a big...um...one?’