Posted on 01/12/2012 8:50:37 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and hes not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (thats Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! Americas anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to dothats host. Get ready to what you were born to dothats listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Sarah Palin referencing Todd Palin’s endorsement of Newt:
“The first dude went ROGUE!”
Late in bttt
just in time...some here think water is wet, others think the water is clear but some are damn sure Bain is gonna sell the water and cause famine.
Attacking anyone from the left with class warfare is not conservative. I don’t care who you are.
I agree
I am also making sure you did not misunderstand my “joke” above...it was meant for “All” and just some of my sick humor :-)
I think it’s nice, and refreshing for me, as a woman, to see Sarah supporting her husband, while not bowing down to his opinion.
You’re right, the Democrats are going to hit us from all sides, using multiple methods to discredit Republicans.
Chris Wallace mentioned on his show that there is an obsure rule that states that if a candidate wins or does well in all five caucuses, the candidate has the right to request that his name be put on the ballot at the convention and force a brokered convention. There are five caucus states this year.
The Democrats would love to keep this circular firing squad going through the convention.
I didn’t misunderstand nuttin and your sermonette could have been a bit stronger IMHO :-O
Rush has a birthday card from Michele Bachmann. :::::Jealous:::::
Uh oh...Rush is attacking Romney now. Does this mean he supports Ron Paul?
Yeah, it's obvious Rush is all in for Ron Paul. LOL! /sarcasm
LOL!
Rush said something nice about Santorum today so I’m taking that as an endorsement.
I think that’s the only thing that would cause me to despair. haha.
I have it on good authority that Ron Paul has Rush on video shootin spitwads at those lil turtle hatchlins tryin to made it to sea
LOL!
I wish it were true. Afraid I’ve had my usual effect on candidates, as I see Noot is up in SC while Santorum is in third. :(
Go Broncos! Go Tim!
don’t laugh....Rush shot like 80 of em....skin’d em and painted the shells turquoise and strung a necklace.
he hides in in his wooden box with the eagle feathers
Oooooooooh, I hate rascally rabbids.
great joke here for a few days
the last time there was this much talk about a white Bronco, O.J. was in the back seat
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