[Iron Munro]

Al Gore and his "Climate-Changers" are killing our Manatees!

[steveo]

Barbara!

[abb]

[elkfersupper]

What's keeping these things from moving where the food or warmer temperatures are?

Peanut-brain?

[al baby]

What does a manatee burger taste like?

[risen_feenix]

Stupid manatees. Don’t you realize the earth is heating, not cooling? Quit drinking the Faux News Kool-Aid, manatees!

[WorkerbeeCitizen]

Manatee - the other white meat

[JRandomFreeper]

access routes to warm spring-fed rivers

Lost me right there. I've bathed in springs. I've never found a warm one. Sure, there may one in Arkansas, and a few in Greenland and the ones out in Kamchatka.... But most springs are **** shriveling, heart-attack inducing, painfully cold.

Try again, Mr. Government man.

/johnny

[Carry_Okie]

Ping

[denydenydeny]

There's not much that humans can do to keep manatees warm

I'll try to do my part by driving my SUV to the supermarket.

[cornfedcowboy]

Does grilled manatee taste good?

[Eleutheria5]

Curse you, Man-Bear-Pig and your global warming fiends!

[randita]

Here’s a solution. Put up a few nuclear power plants and dump the warm water from the cooling towers near manatee habitat.

[Yaelle]

She said it is important to maintain warm-water coastal springs, the flow of which tends to diminish with nearby groundwater pumping for human consumption.

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Who is supposed to maintain the temp of the coastal springs?

Maybe we have found the Ideal Normal Temperature of the Planet. Manatee Temp.

[piasa]

The last couple of years have played havoc on my citrus trees though the plums and peaches love it. I very much miss my Persian limes, kumquats and Sicilian lemons. The banana trees haven't produced at all.

More power plants would help people and animals alike ... manatees love the warm water outflow, manatees also like to eat nasty stuff like water hyacinth, tourist love manatees, and econuts couldn't logically object, not that logic is important to them anyway. Of course, the outflow areas could be designed so as to maximize the area of quality aquatic vegetation so the animals could have enough grazing for sustained cold snaps; this in turn would help water birds and fish and bring in more tourists for birdwatching and fishing, which will help local small businesses and even tax hungry politicians. The positive PR helps the power industry and makes liberals stutter when they try to stop coal and nuclear power. Win, win.

[Cringing Negativism Network]

This is Hugh.

[dog breath]

Fewer but tougher Manatees.

[GSWarrior]

cold has hit manatee population

What does a manatee take for a cold, I wonder?

[Chickensoup]

They need to evolve.

[Puckster]

Why, why....if AGW was true (not) then the Manatee’s would think it was FantasmaGOREical.

I had to.....just had to. Sorry.

[Puckster]

Why, why....if AGW was true (not) then the Manatee’s would think it was FantasmaGOREical.

I had to.....just had to. Sorry.