Posted on 01/05/2012 8:06:46 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Interesting.
soooo, Reggie Love’d ?
What's the saying,
Feed a cold, feed a fever???
Newt in 2002: None of the founding fathers were for weak government.
Power In The New Millennium ^ | February 21st, 2002 | C SPAN Debate
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2829022/posts
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Or, as Rush said yesterday....
Mantra: Santorum is a “Big Government Conservative”
Rush Limbaugh.com ^ | January 4, 2012 | Rush Limbaugh
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2828696/posts
I’ll bet they’re making a nice chunk o’change on their merchandise, too. I got some for Christmas :-)
Nope. Not toward the bipedal egg layers, but the green swine who filch the aforementioned eggs.
Oh my. I just snorted I “LOL’d” so loud!!!
LOL - All I know is whenever I have a full on cold, I cannot stop eating.
not sure what a bipedal egg layer is
is that like Yuppie Larva ?
I’m a trog, technologically speaking. AB, other than solitaire, is the only game I play. I love it, both as an intellectual exercise, and a fabulous way to work off some steam.
Does anyone have a link to the story that Rush discussed about the housing assistance program?
January 5, 2012, 10:57 am
Romney Calls Obama a ‘Crony Capitalist’
By MICHAEL BARBARO
http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/01/05/romney-calls-obama-a-crony-capitalist/?pagemode=print
Clothing, stuffed toy, or electronic gizmo?
My larger issue...
hehehehehehehe
Well duh Rush, Obama created all the jobs by extending unemployment! /Nancy Pelosi
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