Posted on 01/05/2012 8:06:46 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Clemson let down the SEC last night :o(
Without. lol.
If you’ve not had the opportunity to check out Santorum’s FB page, you should read the things the Paulbots are spamming it with, such as:
Damon Stahl
VOTE FOR RICK SANTORUM IF:
YOU HATE GAY PEOPLE
WANT MORE WARS
HATE INDIVIDUAL FREEDOM
DONT BELIEVE IN THE CONSTITUTION
ARE A RELIGIOUS SUPREMACIST
AND WANT OBAMA BACK IN THE WHITE HOUSE FOR 4 MORE GOD AWFUL YEARS
OBozo and Panetta are tearing down our military.....live TV now.
LOL - Wow, I saw a clip of Huntsman last night, and talk about bitter. He is so angry that McLame endorsed Romney, and I was like, woooooow.
How did Clemson let down the SEC? They are in the ACC.
A sure sign that Ron Paul and his supporters are on the way OUT.
That’s how they are detracting attention from the illegal recess appointment.
I am hoping that there is a major upset in New Hampshire.
The Oompa Loompa speaks...
Rick Santorum is a progressive. Just ask any Ron Paul supporter, they will tell you! /s
That was probably what pushed Santorum over the top for me. lol.
One can hope, anyway. What about Santorum is a Religious Supremicist (whatever that means)? They are a loony group.
They beat Auburn, Georgia lost, #9 SC didn’t beat Clemson as bad...Arkansas better kick arse tomorrow.
In the minds of Paulbots!
Long knives are out for Santorum here too.
Ugh. He talks as much as he golfs. If only he would speak as often as he worked, we’d never see him, regardless of what strange color he is. (And for the DUmmies lurking around, that is NOT a reference to his race, but to his makeup/spraytan/whatever the heck that was in Iowa).
Ron Paul is that turd who convinced his turd followers that one end is clean
Meanwhile Perry flipped Iowans the bird while walking out the door...
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2828979/posts
Paulbot infestation? Or Gingrinch supporters?
Gingrich needs to tone down his anger. What’s with him? He acts as if this is his first political campaign, and his skin is as thin as tissue paper.
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