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Posted on 01/01/2012 1:53:37 PM PST by QwertyKPH
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To: QwertyKPH
I've been trying to think of a witty comeback but I'm stumped so all I can do is post this...
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posted on
01/01/2012 3:00:16 PM PST
by
raybbr
(People who still support Obama are either a Marxist or a moron.)
To: QwertyKPH; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ...
Do they offer a volume discount?
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posted on
01/01/2012 3:03:35 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Trueblackman
Proof that some people don’t know when enough is enough.
43
posted on
01/01/2012 3:03:48 PM PST
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Never believe anything in politics until it has been officially denied.)
To: QwertyKPH
44
posted on
01/01/2012 3:05:37 PM PST
by
bigbob
To: Norm Lenhart
I’d say “Emergency Floatation Device”...
45
posted on
01/01/2012 3:06:11 PM PST
by
mikrofon
(Boob Tubes)
To: AEMILIUS PAULUS
46
posted on
01/01/2012 3:09:31 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: AEMILIUS PAULUS
I have had many complaints of being too large
rumour has it those complaints came from known pathological liars who make their money from the act, not by the hour..which of course saved you lots of time for Christmas shopping.
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posted on
01/01/2012 3:09:37 PM PST
by
Hot Tabasco
(Santa missed my house again....or maybe he's stuck in the chimney. I'll go look.......)
To: Trueblackman
Can she turn around in a shower stall?
48
posted on
01/01/2012 3:13:06 PM PST
by
editor-surveyor
(No Federal Sales Tax - No Way!)
To: null and void
no
animals typically have ten, not six.
To: Slings and Arrows
The diameter of the opening looks about correct.
50
posted on
01/01/2012 3:27:03 PM PST
by
AEMILIUS PAULUS
(It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
To: AEMILIUS PAULUS
You’re lucky that I’m too lazy to ‘shoop a cocktail weenie in there.
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posted on
01/01/2012 3:32:16 PM PST
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: AEMILIUS PAULUS
Perhaps a name change to “Phallus Maximus” is in order...
Or antipsychotics ;)
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posted on
01/01/2012 3:35:07 PM PST
by
Norm Lenhart
(Chief Druid of Trollhenge: Cult of Palin)
To: AEMILIUS PAULUS
Be sure to check the Organ Donor box on your Driver’s License.
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posted on
01/01/2012 3:39:44 PM PST
by
Kickass Conservative
(Liberals, Useful Idiots Voting for Useless Idiots...)
To: AEMILIUS PAULUS
Are you from Nantucket, perchance?
To: Reddy
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posted on
01/01/2012 4:08:00 PM PST
by
Atlas Sneezed
(Author of BullionBible.com - Makes You a Precious Metal Expert, Guaranteed.)
To: AEMILIUS PAULUS
Well you could always call a tree trimmer. ;-)
To: QwertyKPH
For some reason the last few years Germany has become the GIANT boob job capital of the world
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posted on
01/01/2012 4:16:27 PM PST
by
tophat9000
(American is Barack Oaken)
To: AEMILIUS PAULUS
There is a Russian physician, Dr. I. Kutcharodoff who performs organ reductions.
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posted on
01/01/2012 5:57:19 PM PST
by
EQAndyBuzz
(Mose Conservative in the Primary, the Republican Nominee in the General.)
To: 1776 Reborn
You could look for a doctor who specializes in a procedure that Rush Limbaugh used to talk about on air. He called it the “addadicktome”. If you could locate a specialist for that procedure, I’m certain they could consider using you as a donor.
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posted on
01/01/2012 10:16:27 PM PST
by
QwertyKPH
(I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything!)
To: Reddy
"Personally, I hate it that breasts are called boobs."
Steve Martin had a great bit on that back when he was doing stand-up routines - now I've got to go Google it....
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posted on
01/02/2012 3:03:56 AM PST
by
Psalm 73
("Gentlemen, you can't fight in here - this is the War Room".)
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