Posted on 12/19/2011 8:15:07 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Yes they did. Rush is jazzed for the Stiller game tonight:)
our lil redbirds won.................again
The Lions stole the game yesterday, they shouldn’t have won.
Maybe Dear Leader really died of a broken heart because he was pining for a White Christmas with Weiner. Oh the pathos.
Never underestimate the ability of Paulturds to ruin any good political process.
Iowa barely went for Bush in 2004. If you add Kerry’s votes with all of the third, fourth, fifth party votes, that vote total was higher than Bush’s total.
And in 2008, Iowa went STRONGLY for Obama. Nuff said.
I’m concerned that we will forever be plagued with Paul-mania.
He’ll probably be way too old to run in the next cycle (2016), but who’s to say that his followers won’t transfer their allegiance to Rand, and we’ll be dealing with them for the next 25 years?
That was my original fear in 2008 when Randy ran. I think Ron has groomed his son for an empire.
Based on policy since Rand was elected the only thing I’ve disagreed with is the endorsement for his dad.
Maybe that says it all.
Amen. No more dynasties. I am more worried about the immediacy of Jeb Bush’s recent forays.
Did you see his take on Georgia being allowed in the UN? Really sounded like a chip of the old isolationist block there.
Most people are “Bushed” out, so I’m not so worried about Jeb or anyone else named “Bush”.
What do any of these comments have anything to do with the Rush show?
This website should be in chat.
The comments have nothing to do with current events. It is more “how did your laxative worked last night?”
“Oh I am so happy and so relieved you are feeling better.”
“How did you like that nut cake recipe I sent you yesterday?”
Hi all...what a nice day because Kim Jung Mentally Il is in hell. His son Kim Jong Eunuch is the leader. For how long, who knows!
thanks....
How ‘bout those Dolphins?
So did the Pack, but the UConn twins for the Colts won.
Are you kidding? Have you actually read the comments in this thread (most of which are on the primary election or the death of Kim Jung-Il—I suppose you think that is ‘chat’), or are you just reflexively posting insults?
Wasn’t it NATO?
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