Watch Out! Polar Bear Cannibalism Rises on Global Warming!

Townhall.com ^ | December 16, 2011 | John Ransom

[Eye of Unk]

I bet one could take a pinhole camera and have it with a memory stick or a wireless connection to the persons cellphone.

I have seen bigger rail attachment pieces of equipment that still went into a modified holster.

Now I am thinking about integrating a camera with a varmint scope that uses a collimator green laser illumination tube.

Cabelas sells these, I have been thinking about getting one, interestingly enough with off the shelf game cameras and an infrared illumator a person could create a poor mans nightvision riflescope.

Again if one was so inclined they could take any camera equipped cellphone, remove the camera, attach an extension lead, have the cellphone body back in a foreend housing....

Sorry, just perusing some ideas and being a hobbyist gunsmith and a tinkerer this is giving me some ideas.

But back to the image of a bear chasing me up the tree I seriously doubt I would be taking any camera pics, those kind of people usually wind up being little bear turds with bells in them.Or camera pieces.

[Beagle8U]

Well, I guess I can dump coke too. I'll buy unbranded at Wallyworld.

I refuse to allow pepsi in the house because they push the queer agenda.

[aruanan]

I think Rush mentioned on his show that the white Coke can campaign is a huge flop.

They canned the promotion.

[taxcontrol]

Yea, they had to. They were bearly making any sales.

[calex59]

One thing missing from your picture, a pile of sh** at the feet of the guy in the tree. Perhaps his pants kept it from falling that far?

[sinanju]

That’s dog liver that’ll do ya in.

In all my readings, expert opinion seemed to be divided over Polar Bear liver.

[Myrddin]

That scene could make you pee your pants. Might as well engage in aimed fire :-)

[The Theophilus]

Wow a camera dedicated to making snuff films.

[Elsie]

 This just in!!

 

 

Bear cannibilism is SPREADING!!!

http://www.sltrib.com/csp/cms/sites/sltrib/pages/printerfriendly.csp?id=52083940

 

 

 

 

 

 

<snip> adult male grizzlies, which sometimes kill cubs not their own </snip>

 

 

All due, no doubt, to GLOBAL WARMING!!!

 

 

 

<snip> Numbers are up from a couple hundred in the 1970s to perhaps as many as 1,000 or more. </snip>

 

Or overcrowding...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Elsie]

The WWF only gets donations from the sale of those.

And we appreciate your business!

[Elsie]

I was under the impression that the white cans got "canned" because people were picking them up thinking they were Diet Coke when they weren't.

That happened to me!

Wifey drinks the Diet (no; it AIN'T working) and I the regular.

I accidently gave her one of mine to take to work.

She was NOT happy - said it tasted like battery acid. (She got that from me when I sip HER stuff!)

I hadn't realized how close the labels were, as Coke® is ALWAYS doing something to their cans.

[Elsie]

...I seriously doubt I would be taking any camera pics...

Only if they make a fanny pack camera; 'cause THAT is the thing that'll be pointed in the bears direction!

[Elsie]

Remember folks:

Always hike, camp, hunt or eco-tour with someone who runs SLOWER than you do!

[thulldud]

She was NOT happy - said it tasted like battery acid.

My sis sometimes gets ribbed for drinking a Diet Coke with a candy bar, as if she is supposed to be thinking the diet drink "cancels" the candy. But the fact is, she drinks Diet Coke for the taste, not for the "diet".