[CSI007]

Boy this guy is a piece of work.

Amazing we are stuck with this as the leading candidate on the Republican side. My how the republican party has fallen.

Would a real conservative please pick up the phone? The Country is calling 911 and no one seems to be answering.

[GeronL]

**facepalm**

we are nominating a parody

[big'ol_freeper]

Good for Newt.

“The son said to him, ‘Father, I have sinned against heaven, and in your sight. I am no longer worthy to be called your son.’ “But the father said to his servants, ‘Bring out the best robe, and put it on him. Put a ring on his hand, and shoes on his feet. Bring the fattened calf, kill it, and let us eat, and celebrate; for this, my son, was dead, and is alive again. He was lost, and is found.’”

As for the Pharisees who don’t believe in redemption....piss off.

[cripplecreek]

Its not his wife I’m worried about.

[org.whodat]

It depends up what your definition of cheat is. And what your definition of promise is. Not to mention what your definition of is is.

[Larry Lucido]

Read my lips. No Newt trystses!

[Michael Barnes]

And here we go...The driveby’s have proven they can destroy with sexual innuendo and lies alone. Very, very soon a stealth staffer will “come out about Newt hitting on and pawing at her....”. I can already hear it.

[grundle]

The laws of mathematics suggest that Newt Gingrich is currently having a secret affair with a 30 year old woman.

His first wife is currently 75.

He cheated on her, with a woman who later became his second wife, who is currently 60.

He cheated on her, with a woman who later became his third wife, who is currently 45.

Therefore, the laws of mathematics suggest that he is currently having a secret affair with a woman who is 30 years old.

[RnMomof7]

Isn’t that SPECIAL....ohh I guess it is for him...

[RnMomof7]

Isn’t that SPECIAL....ohh I guess it is for him...

[E. Pluribus Unum]

Newt's so desperate he responded to a "do you still beat your wife" question.

He's toast. The die is cast. It's just a matter of time, now.

[RIghtwardHo]

I can’t stand this a-moral RINO. This is disgusting. How on Earth did we get here? Are Conservatives not listening? Do the GOP elite truly have so much power over our people? Maybe so. So very sad.

[VicVega]

What I've seen of Callista, I would dump her and trade up. (br> He's done it a few times.
So many beautiful women out there and these guys end up marrying and cheating with some really challenging (being PC here) women.
Ok, so Newt looks like a gnome, but still.

[bigbob]

She may have Tiffany’s in her jewelery box but she’s got Newt’s in her lock box.

[TheRobb7]

The big difference between Newt aand Dems like Clinton:

Atleast Newt eventually marries the women he sleeps with....

/sarcasm

[Revolting cat!]

That’s right, how the party has fallen into a facepalm parody!

We want a guy who’ll be fooling around with the interns, don’t we?!

[RichInOC]

That’s my big concern about the guy. Every once in a while, he says something that he either shouldn’t say, or shouldn’t have to say, or both.

[Randy Larsen]

I don’t care!

Enough of this crap children!

[Praxeologue]

Marriage vows are a contract between wife, husband, their Church and God. The Church accepts their offer and provides consideration by bestowing marital status. Offers to God are binding upon the offerees without acceptance. Newt's pledge accepted The Family Leader's invitation to an offer, but lacks consideration. Mitt's position implies that his agreements with his Church are enforceable by and upon third parties.

There you have the candidates, in a nutshell.

[LibertyRocks]

This is a joke, right?
It’s all the bad stereotypes of politicians rolled into one. The Newt takes self-deprecation to a new level.