[Former Fetus]

And my husband thinks I'm mean when he forgets to put the toilet seat down!

Please, someone wake me up, this must be a nightmare...

[MHGinTN]

It used to be ‘great Britian’. Now, with so many British heads planted firmly in the sand, it is barely even Britain.

[chrisser]

Thanks for the article.

I’m going to make every effort to “pee toward Mecca” whenever the opportunity presents itself.

[roaddog727]

No Only Shall I urinate in the Direction of Mecca, But I shall deficate (as much as directional defication is possible) toward Mecca as well.

[vaudine]

Sounds like state sponsored establishment of a religion to me.---but, PULEESE! don't pray, mention Jesus, God (unless you call him Allah), because that would offend a tiny % of the citizenry (plus countless illegals) who are busily ticking off the vast majority of us.

vaudine

[fishtank]

“But maybe the debate had to take this excretory turn with the Pentagon awash in the phony fundamentals of Greg Mortenson’s discredited “Three Cups of Tea.””

I made it halfway through that book.
Rarely does one find such self-worshipping idiocy.
The man has no regard for Jesus Christ in the book, yet he grew up on the mission field in Africa.
He enthusiastically participated in Islamic ceremonies, with no comment about Yahweh.
He shamelessly compared himself to Mother Theresa (of whom I have profound theological disagreement - but that’s another story).

He wrote the book himself, but framed it in a worshipful third person perspective that was creepily narcissistic.

[NonValueAdded]

I prefer to face the Jane Fonda for a #1.

[Sudetenland]

Not only is this disturbing from a "Islamization" point of view, but it is the height of absurdity . . . let's see now, it's okay to blow the crap of a Muslim--even if he's praying--but it's not okay to relieve oneself in the direction of his Quidditch or whatever.;)

Sort of irrational, much like fighting a war by rules--which has always been ridiculous in my mind.

[IYAS9YAS]

I'm gonna have to use the guest bathroom more often. I think, with that one, I'll be facing the right direction.

Gonna program the GPS, too - so's when I'm out of doors, I can make certain I'm going in the proper direction. Maybe someone can make an app for that for my smartphone.

[bayouranger]

The longest line to the largest port-o-let in the world.

[Gator113]

If anyone wants to set rules over what Mr. Happy can and can’t do, they need to talk to my wife.

“Yes Dear” makes and enforces all policy pertaining to the care, maintenance, use and control of Mr. Happy and has done so for 40 years.

[SparkyBass]

"All roads lead to Rome"...

now...

"All streams of urine lead to Mecca"

[blueunicorn6]

These assholes blow up women and children, kill patients in hospitals and shoot at red cross marked helicopters and we’re supposed to be careful what direction we pee? Equip our drones with spray tanks. Pull our Soldiers out of Afghanistan and spray it constant for the next five years with defoliant/soil sterilant and persistent nerve agent.

[BenLurkin]

Somebody please point me towards the Qiblah.

I need to take a leak.