Ha, yeah.
We can be stupid sometimes but we ain’t that stupid Ricky.
We’ve been comparing Rick to Bush alot in policy, image and style. Bush was bad at defending himself, often didn’t even bother to.
But Dubya is a master or oratory in comparison to Ricky! Jeez.
“Flubber Perry” hoped to mitigate his monumental debate gaffe; already failing from pathetic debate performances, Perry actually forgot the third federal agency that he has pledged to eliminate — a central plank in his campaign platform.....the Dept of Energy.
Jimmy Fallon joked: “After 30 seconds, Rick Perry said, ‘Oops’..............”30 seconds followed by ‘oops’ is why Justin Bieber has to take a paternity test.”
Leno quipped, “Oops is what they say in Texas when they execute the wrong guy.”
Ever the opportunist, Perry made non-stop TV appearances, desperately reciting the same canned lines in every venue. Letterman was the last stop in his all-day, damage-control joke-a-thon. He desperately yukked it up in hopes of making a comeback-—hoping people would laugh with him instead of at him.
But in La Raza Rick’s desperate quest to climb the political ladder, he always fails to factor in those who make the final decision-—the voters.
And they ain’t keen on Texas hash.