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“Flubber Perry” hoped to mitigate his monumental debate gaffe; already failing from pathetic debate performances, Perry actually forgot the third federal agency that he has pledged to eliminate — a central plank in his campaign platform.....the Dept of Energy.

Jimmy Fallon joked: “After 30 seconds, Rick Perry said, ‘Oops’..............”30 seconds followed by ‘oops’ is why Justin Bieber has to take a paternity test.”

Leno quipped, “Oops is what they say in Texas when they execute the wrong guy.”

Ever the opportunist, Perry made non-stop TV appearances, desperately reciting the same canned lines in every venue. Letterman was the last stop in his all-day, damage-control joke-a-thon. He desperately yukked it up in hopes of making a comeback-—hoping people would laugh with him instead of at him.

But in La Raza Rick’s desperate quest to climb the political ladder, he always fails to factor in those who make the final decision-—the voters.

And they ain’t keen on Texas hash.

If he had been in any way capable of delivering those jokes on Letterman I might have given him half a pass. But no. Even then he was ridiculously out of his league. Maybe he should have joined Gloria Allred at the Friars for some instructions on how to do comedy. If he can't read and he can't speak, let him go back to Texas where that's not a disqualifier for public office.

La Raza Rick musta got his orders from Mexico. (”heartless” got him into single digits——so now he’s swearing on a pile of cow patties that he’s gonna seal the border.)

Mexico is hellbent on getting Rick into the WH——salivating at billions in “foreign aid”......and Rick hot to trot to finance reconquista on the backs of US taxpayers.

Ricky had a decade to get the border job done——never lifted a finger-—always bellyaching he never got help from “the feds.”

He always “forgets” that as the governor, he can order as many Ntl Guard troops to the border as necessary.

Rick was too busy sucking up to Mexico——his elections are dependent on illegals registering to vote with multiple identities.

*** But in La Raza Rick’s desperate quest to climb the political ladder, he always fails to factor in those who make the final decision-—the voters. .. And they ain’t keen on Texas hash. ***

Perry admits he stinks in debates. And his handlers say he may not be in any more. I think 'his people' are wrong. He should show up for the debates. But, not debate!

Yep that's right. When a question is asked of him he should pull out a Lasso and and do Rope Tricks instead of talking! And for the next question he can pull out a Colt .45 and do some Gun Spinning tricks₍₁₎.

If that doesn't move his numbers up, nothing will :-)

(1 )If Robert Redford could be taught some gun spinning for one stinking movie, surely Ricky could. Or ....then again ..... maybe not.