Posted on 11/02/2011 8:36:31 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
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Hump Day Pings. :)
Roobedoo!!!
My radio must be screwing up. I can’t hear him very well.
Will you turn your radio up for me?
Good Afternoon IMPR, Everyone. The reason why you have not heard from me is that I am from CT, where I lost power and is still waiting to get it back. Just checking in to let the FRpers know I am okay.
Greetings. The media is still in full-court press against Cain, I see.
Glad you’re ok!
Thanks...heading for the radio now...
Hope there is more to discuss than CAIN!
If a youtube suddenly appears showing Cain beating Michelle Obama with a baseball bat, it will only make me donate more to his campaign.
The TeaParty occupies.
We occupy K Street!
‘In God We Trust’: House reaffirms national motto — yet again!
Dana Milbank is not pleased.
(RAT) Corzine's firm admits to using clients' money, fed says (FBI investigates missing $600 mil)
Has there been a clandestine bailout....?
The MSM is so obsessed with Cain, I haven’t heard any mention of the Corzine thing outside of conservative media.
Former President of National Restaurant Association has Ties to the Mitt Romney Campaign
Oh boy.
Here he goes again.
He thinks he is too big to fail.
FWIW, I think it’s less about an obsession with Cain than a desire to bury the MFG story and all its implications.
"Twenty Choral Christmas Favorites" by the
Chichester Cathedral Choir
is outstanding Christmas listening....
RINOS, GOP and the DNC all unite to make Mitt the nominee.
I’m a Peter Pan man.
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