[cuban leaf]

—Naw.....I went out and tried to put some sticks into my car’s gas tank. They won’t go in.—

You use a wood chipper and then they go in just fine. And they melt into the gas like ice cubes in water.

Trust me!

[Mechanicos]

Check out the link in 14.

[blueunicorn6]

Say! Now there’s an idea for a new mixed drink....THE WOOD CHIPPER.....mix even parts of moonshine and wood chips.....you’ll go blind, but at least you’ll be warm.

[Tunehead54]

You forgot to mention that after a few loads of wood chips it’ll practically take nothing to fill up your tank! ;-)

[Right Wing Assault]

You use a wood chipper and then they go in just fine. And they melt into the gas like ice cubes in water.

Oh, yeah! I put about 50 pounds of sawdust into my gas tank each time just before I fill it up. Hardwoods give better mileage, but pine smells best. At Christmas time I switch over to pine needles. Mmm, mmm!