Explicit Islamic Sex Manual Encourages Group Sex

The Telegraoh ^ | 10/14/2011 | Ian McKinnon

[wildbill]

The controversial Obedient Wife Club in Malaysia has spawned new outrage by producing an explicit Islamic sex manual.

The 115-page, pocket-sized guide to Islamic sex suggests that Muslim men can have sexual relations with all their wives simultaneously. Islamic teachings say a man can take up to four wives if he has the means to support them.

[wildbill]

Presumably simultaneous group sex will prevent jealousy and promote marital harmony among the obedient wives.

On another note, police report that there has been an suspicious rise in deaths of males who have bought the manual. Their wives are 'persons of interest' in the investigations.

[Puppage]

Explicit Islamic Sex Manual Encourages Group Sex

islamic group sex = a flock

[Hodar]

If you got to go; can you think of a better way to ‘punch out’?

[outinyellowdogcountry]

Well now, isn’t that special?

[FreeAtlanta]

Aren’t groups of pigs called herds?

[outinyellowdogcountry]

Well now, isn’t that special?

[fso301]

Islamic teachings say a man can take up to four wives.

[Puppage]

Aren’t groups of pigs called herds?

Perhaps, but I was think'n more of sheep.

[wildbill]

When questioned by police about whether the sex was good, one wife replied, “BAAAAA!”

[Red Badger]

That's b-a-a-a-d...........

[bolobaby]

"Lawrence, what would you do if you were a muslim?"

"Four women."

[jda]

Aren’t groups of pigs called herds?

When you cover their faces with burkas, you can't tell the women from the pigs, sheep or goats.

That's probably a good thing, because many of the men would choose one of the animals if they could see their wives' faces.

[TheLawyerFormerlyKnownAsAl]

a man can take up to four wives if he has the means to support them

Could he get the means by pimping them out?

[Mr Ramsbotham]

If a muslim is married to four goats, how many kids can he have?

[Mr Ramsbotham]

Caught ‘em with their veils down!

[Iron Munro]

Actually, the muslim men prefer young boys and livestock.

[dagogo redux]

Where do I sign up?

[mongo141]

“islamic group sex = a flock”

Herd! As in goats:-)

[rightwingextremist1776]

Your local mosque....

But before you get to enjoy the full benefits of being one with Alla you must strap this vest on and take a little flight.........

[gnarledmaw]

Aren’t groups of pigs called herds?

Often called that but the proper term is "sounder".