I’m a Mormon and I’m OK
I have a different wife for every day
I make lots of kids
I have lots of figures
on me under-ies
I wish I had the money
John Smith got from his dummies
I pretend to be Christian
I invent lots of stuff
Never seen in the Bible
If Christ vane back this Thursday
I’d be sued for libel
(you guys can help write the rest...)
Leni