Posted on 09/30/2011 10:25:43 AM PDT by Dr. Scarpetta
On Tuesday night, the governor was the subject of David Letterman’s Top 10 list under the topic “Ways the Country Would be Different if Chris Christie was President.”
10. Al-Qaeda taunts America with ‘Yo president’s so fat’ jokes.
9. Goodbye White House vegetable garden.
8. Cabinet now has a Secretary of Cake.
7. New state: Fatassachusetts.
6. Congress does whatever he wants, ‘cause fat guys are, like super-strong when they freak out.
5. Presidential retreat moved from Camp David to Hershey Park.
4. Taxpayers would have to pay for president’s second seat on Air Force One.
3. New National Anthem: The “Chili’s Baby Back Ribs” song.
2. Instead of Iraq, we’d invade IHOP.
1. Scandal when president is caught in Oval Office with Betty Crocker and Sara Lee.
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Substitute Mooch-elle, and you have funnier jokes!
Tell the old whore monger to shut his pie hole.
I’ll take white and fat.
How’s black and skinny working out?
How about some Letterman jokes about Letterman and his relationship with staffers? I won’t watch the “not-funny” Letterman; he’s a waste of my time.
Obama’s blue lips and hub cap size ears are off limits, though, right?
These are actually pretty funny! Now, let’s look up the “Top 10” he did for Obama!
Funny, made me laugh. It would be nice though if Letterman was bold enough to make similar jokes about the current president.
Letterman is an ass, but those are kind of funny. He has writers do this stuff for him, he only gets credit because his mug is on the tv.
Wow. He slapped most of his own viewers right in the face. Most of them are democrats. Odds are, very few of them have jobs. That means very few ever lift their fat arses out their easy chairs.
Right. Liberals are so humane.
Letterman is not funny, folks!
Here’s the Obama top ten Letterman did after the White House released a photo of him watching the bin Laden mission:
The official White House photo of Obama and aides in the Situation Room during the raid on Osama bin Laden’s former safe house inspired Letterman and his writers to wonder what was said.
So here are the Top 10 Things Overheard During This Moment:
10.”We have got to get together for covert special ops raids more often”
9.”Are we shooting this in the studio where we faked the moon landing?”
8.”Someone run to the store and get daddy a pack of smokes”
7.”Hit pause, I gotta take a leak”
6.”These vibrating chairs are the best money we ever spent”
5.”Biden, wake up!”
4.”Mind if we switch over to the Celtics game for a second?”
3.”We should totally post this on YouTube”
2.”Seriously, Joe, wake up!”
1.”I just wish Dick Cheney were alive to see this”
It ain’t over till the fat guy sings..
I don’t know who made that up, but it would be the ideal bumper sticker (that would surely get vetoed in a Christie
campaign)
This would still be much cheaper than paying for a whole second plane for the first lady...
Making fun of a person’s medical condition is not funny. Ever. Period.
Hey, Letterboy, how about some ‘Top Ten Jokes’ about deaf or blind people? Or amputees? Hey, war veteran amputees that’s even better...........dork.......
And that's just for one butt cheek! We have to pay twice!
I don’t prefer Christie as a candidate, but Letterman’s juvenile humor appeals only to people with the intellectual level of a pre-teen male Mall Rat. In other words, leftist Democrats.
He is tedious, vile, vicious and ignorant.
Its PAST time conservatives mounted a drive against his sponsors to get him the hell off TV.
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