Posted on 09/26/2011 9:33:00 AM PDT by SmithL
Republicans at Berzerkely
Who knew?
Wow, Native American women would eat for free! Such a deal!
Proof, once again, that liberals have no sense of humor.
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If anything, this is a bit of dry, understated humor that has this incurably peecee student council running around with its tails on fire betraying what it is.
I could think of variations, such as charging the same nominal price but having discount coupons at the table targeted to various sexes and ethnicities (shoot, why not one for the poofter luggbutts too?) but it really didn’t need more to make the point.
Truth hurts, eh Devonte? And the satire was quite appropriate, given socialists' obsession with race.
You could apply the Harley-Davidson slogan to this:
“If I have to explain, then you’d never understand.”
Now they should do THE EXACT SAME THING but say they want to show the evil of capitalism and price according to how unfair it is to each race.
I bet they get loud applause from the faculty
If it is government-based discrimination then it is completely fine by the Leftists! But some independent-thinking fools like the Pubbies doing this dastardly deed? Not on your life!
Hey Indian maidens from coast to coast! Here’s your chance!
This proves once again that the Leftards have absolutely no sense of humor.
if they were really smart they would have done the exact same thing at two different schools- and said that one was to show the evil of capitalism and prices were according to how ‘unfair’ it is to different races
A bunch of sanctimonious hypocrites. Feminist groups on campuses around the country used to do the same thing, selling cookies for .72 for women, $1.00 for men, to illustrate the phony “gender gap” in pay. And no one complained; in fact they thought it brilliant.
They will never own up to their own hypocrisy.
My favorite is the Conservative teacher, in exchanging a conversation on the merits of welfare - asked the students if they thought it would be fair for their test grades to be taken from the top performers, and distributed to those who were under-performing.
Funny, when it’s someone else’s money; they were for re-distribution. But when it was their test grades, then suddenly and without explaination this was ‘unfair’.
Devonte! What kind of name is that? What language or nationality? Hmmmmmmm?
Blind Man in a Biker Bar
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the server, "Hey, you want to hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair given that you're blind that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde & a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still want to tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No, not if I'm going to have to explain it five freaking times."
Next thing you know those Bezerkley Pubbies are going to start asking students to redistribute their GPAs to those grade-deprived students who aren’t aren’t capable as Whitey!
GPA subsidies rock! LOL!
Have Eric “Muffin Man” Holder offer up $16 muffins as an alternative.
So does this mean that they’re going to ban preferential treatment of minorities in admissions practices?
LOL!!!
It's funny, biting satire. The Left, big fans of that P*ssy Jon Stewart don't know real satire...They think he's the tops with his wrestling with the obvious.
I'm thinking they missed the trans-gender option. Probably have to lop off another quarter if you've endured an addadictomy. Ooops. Maybe lop off should have been directed at the angry inch heroes.
I imagine lots of name calling and glitter throwing today, maybe some fake pies to the face. I would have hired an off duty police officer with a tazer to keep the “offended” at bay.
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