I’ll be drinking a shot every time someone says “ObamaCare”.
Who’s with me??
I better watch it in bed then....
*drink*
Me
I’ll drink to that!
Event | Instructions |
---|---|
Rich people referred to as "job creators" | Allocate enough liquor for two more players but don't specify where it will come from |
Bachmann misquotes history | Take a sip of beer, which was invented by the French in the year 1647 |
Perry actually shows up instead of saving his state from burning down | Do two shots |
Someone mentions " Speechgate" | Wait for your friend to do a shot and then do one yourself, angrily |
"Don't tax the rich!" | Take alcohol away from the 5% of players who have had the most drinks already |
Sarah Palin namedrop | Make everyone think you're going to drink so they'll pay attention to you, but never actually do it |
Someone says "Obamacare" | Do a shot |
Someone says "Obamneycare" | Do two shots |
Someone says "Obama is a Muslim" | Throw your beer at the TV |
Herman Cain touts pizza-related experience | Dip a slice of pizza in your beer and eat in one bite |
Romney talks about his jobs plan | Take 59 tiny sips of whatever is left on the coffee table |
Candidate smirks and shakes his/her head while being verbally attacked | Drink something bitter and act like you like it |
Any candidate reverses global warming/evolution stance | Pour yourself a shot and then throw it away |
Ron Paul says we should return to a precious metals standard | Drink a shot of Goldschlager |
Someone compares Perry to Bush | Drink your next drink out of a boot |
Moderator displays "relevant" tweets | Tweet a photo of the beer you're about to finish |
Bachmann speaks for God | Take one drink and do five Hail Marys |
Someone says "Take back our country" | Steal the beer of the person next to you |
The entire debate finishes without anyone mentioning "Real America" | Drunkenly call your Congressperson and list your grievances |