Posted on 09/07/2011 12:42:03 PM PDT by ilovesarah2012
D'IBERVILLE, Miss. -- A man in southern Mississippi is accused of trying to walk out of a D'Iberville grocery store without paying for food items he'd stuffed into his cargo shorts including live lobsters.
Police Chief Wayne Payne says 35-year-old Nathan Mark Hardy was arrested Saturday after allegedly being caught stuffing food into his cargo shorts - two bags of jumbo shrimp, a pork loin and two live lobsters.
Payne says Hardy, of Biloxi, tried to escape by throwing the pork loin at employees at the local Winn Dixie but fell while running away. He was arrested at the scene.
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Who’s got that clip from SNL of Eric Idle from Monty Python putting the cat and the seafood salad into his shorts?
Colonel, USAFR
What a man!
Would like to see Anthony Weiner try that one.
“Would like to see Anthony Weiner try that one.”
If those lobsters were frisky he would have to change his name to Anthony Weiner-less.
Nathan Mark Hardy was arrested after allegedly trying to shoplift live lobsters, a pork loin and jumbo shrimp in his pants
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Could have been worse. Could have had crabs in them shorts.
You know, it’s almost impossible to think of something to write that would top THAT story.
But I’ll try.
“Say, is that a crustacean in your pants, or are you just glad to peel me?”
Well, at least he wasn’t wearing pantyhose. For live lobsters, though, I think leiderhosen, an alpine hat, and a great long trumpet-like horn would have made both an effective distraction and provided effective protection against lobster nut-nip. An especially painful circumcis..I mean, circumstance.
He should change his name to Claude Balls.
...they were used to chase the crabs away
Shellfish at a bris?
Oy Veh!
I guess the lobsters were happier grabbing hold of the pork loin instead.
The shrimp tried to claw his way out of the store.(Nah! Not very good.)
The dude's wearing cargo shorts, which means there are at least two extra (large) pockets on each leg.
Slow news day...
I’m not surprised he got pinched.
The truly evil criminals all seem to have three names when they are reported in the press. Why is that?
Instead of a nip and tuck, it would be a tuck and nip....
“I’m not surprised he got pinched.”
LOL. Excellent!
Is that two bags of jumbo shrimp, a pork loin and two live lobsters in you pants or are you just glad to see me?
“You know, it’s almost impossible to think of something to write that would top THAT story.”
Nah, too weird.
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