'A social pariah': How lonely Monica Lewinsky has failed to find happiness...

UK Daily Mail ^ | September 7, 2011 | Mike O'Brien

[ConservativeStatement]

She was the White House intern who found fame for all the wrong reasons.

Now, 17 years later, Monica Lewinsky is still trying to play down her scandalous affair with then-President Bill Clinton.

She is single, her line of handbags failed to catch on and, according to the National Enquirer, is living the life of a near recluse.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

She was 21-years old.

He was 48.

That's all you need to know.

[Keith in Iowa]

Who wants to date someone who is responsible for her surname becoming a verb...

[mnehring]

Someone send Laz. Im sure he can help.

[HiTech RedNeck]

I don’t remember, didn’t Hustler or Playboy offer her a zillion dollars for a tell-all? I mean it’s not just anyone who gets to be naughty in the Oval Office.

[Steamburg]

All cute, but remember she was how old and Slick Willy was how old?
This girl may not have learned virtue on her daddy’s knee. She have thought the path to greatness was in some other joint. But, it remains that a DEMOCRAT President willfully destroyed this young woman and not only lied about it but blamed her.
Don’t you wonder just how bad he screwed the rest of us?

[Darren McCarty]

Employer/Employee issues aside, it usually doesn't end well when one is blanking a married man's blank.

She got played, pure and simple. It's Bill Clinton, so she should know better.

[onedoug]

[jessduntno]

A liberal bumper sticker: “Clinton lied, no one died.”

How about Obama Sucked, now we’re all ....

[353FMG]

Clinton’s fault.

[Macrinus]

Q: Why doesn’t Monica Lewinsky date comedians?

A: Because they taste funny.

[McGruff]

She could have made some money if she had half a brain.

[cblue55]

‘The publicity over her affair with Clinton ruined her chances of ever finding a decent guy.”

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I feel pity for this woman because she was taken advantage of by Clinton and her life is very sad. However, it was not the publicity that ruined her chances of finding a decent guy , it was a bad choice that she herself made.

[HiTech RedNeck]

Or a line of “put some ice on that” (TM) frozen pops?

Though maybe she now thinks better of her trysts with Clintbilly (I hope she does) and wishes to turn the page on them.

She might want to consider becoming a Republican and helping Sarah Palin.

[gaijin]

A propos of nothing, let me point out here that the Starr Report also states that Bill Clinton has Peyronie’s Syndrome, meaning that he has a very curved penUS.

I think also that was the “distinguishing characteristic” that either Juanita Brodderick offered to attest to (before he slugged her in the face and raped her).

Now he’s a vegan. He’s slim, too —it looks weird.

[SeaHawkFan]

She should sue beezlebubba klinton for $100 million. She was sexually harassed in the workplace, and $100 million has got to cheer her up a little. I don’t see BJ klinton having ANY defense.

You mean besides a huge statute of limitations defense?

[Lazamataz]

I’d hit it. See, I feel she got the shaft, by a real prick. This whole sucky situation could have been headed off.

[Steamburg]

Oh, how quickly this conversation can get down on it’s knees or lower.

[JrsyJack]

Well she had youth and fame but she blew it.../s

[353FMG]

>Don’t you wonder just how bad he screwed the rest of us?<

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By now, the American people are accustomed to getting screwed — it don’t hurt no moh.

[ConservativeStatement]

It was Penthouse. She was offered $5m by a radio station in Las Vegas, too.