1) Never-ending and boring teleprompter concession speech where he blames everyone else for his problems
2) Announces he is a gay American. Receives divorce papers from Moochie.
3)Eats tons of ice cream. Head to the golf course with Reggie.
4) Begs America to avoid jail time.
He is going to appear on ABC’s “Dancing With The Czars”.
Write about 2,000 Executive Orders between November and January that the subsequent Republican Administration will be too timid to overturn.
* Certified election results delayed due to voter fraud
* Appointed courts stall outcome of truth
* Due to civil unrest declares martial law
* Plays more golf
Executive Order 1. Amnesty by every means possible
EO 2. Abandon troops in the field by yanking funding
EO 3. Institute death panels worse than our imaginings both ends of life
EO 4. destroy marriage and the family by regulations
And don’t be surprised if one or two Supreme Court Justices “resign” or die so Obama can appoint their successors.
Build a Presidential Library housing his birth certificate in his home state of Connecticut, or Hawaii, or Kenya, or Indonesia, or whichever of the 57, or 58, or 59 states he was born in.
Release school transcripts and mock swing voters for believing he was smart?
Report to Soros who will demand that he explain what happened.
To the UN where he will be ineffective but a nice figurehead. Fortunately, whoever is conservative and president will kick the UN out of the US.
1. Spend 18 hours a day vainly trying to pull his head out of his rear.
2. Spend 18 hours a day vainly trying to pull his head out of his rear.
3. Spend 18 hours a day vainly trying to pull his head out of his rear.
4. Spend 18 hours a day vainly trying to pull his head out of his rear.
Preferably in a deep cave in Siberia somewhere.
Alternately . . . be a kickball at a Marine Corp ‘friendly’ game.
Poster boy for targets of the uhhhh water balloon festival . . .
A gig as a living diorama at the Smithsonion as the
quintesential
VILLAGE IDIOT.
A sealed exhibit at Sea World as a stinking pile of whale buggers.
A major illustration in a movie about how the making of a bionic slug went wrong.
A volunteer on a trip to Mexico as the lead role in a new Mayan beating heart sacrifice ritual—as the stunt man.
A volunteer for a cryogenic expedition to Alpha Centauri the old fashioned way [no exotic UFO craft].
FORE!!
It's some 'hopey/changey' worth believing in
If he thinks he won´t win reelection, hold on. It´s going to get very nasty.
Blame his loss on racism and start the real civil war. Non of this measely little flash mob stuff.
1. Blame Bush
2. Blame the Tea Party
3. Blame Republicans
4. Blame racism
Assuming he loses re-election, the time from the election until the Inauguration of 45 will be treacherous. Almost as treacherous as a 2nd term when he doesn’t have to worry about running again. There will be nothing to stop him from signing even more, and more outrageous EOs.
divorce Sasquatch
1.Travel more.
2.Play golf.
3.Go on a speaking tour.
4. Blame Bush.
I only care about No.1 :
Go to prison for 20 years for treason/and/or/Criminal incompetence, or both.
And forfeiture of all pay and benefits.
A small price for him to pay.