He’ll stew in his own juices for about a month, then push The Button, on 12/21/2012.
Run for the border!
1. Dancing With The Stars.
2. Ice cream taster at Ban and Jerry’s
3. Run for president...of his daughter’s PTA
4. Do nothing, he’s unfamiliar with actual work and will never do anything to ruin his record.
Then, he will (with a big grin) hold up to the cameras his REAL birth certificate proving he is an ILLEGAL immigrant.
He’s going into business with algore selling carbon credits.
Please just go away...Kenya, Venezuela, Cuba, etc.
Just go someplace away from US and leave us alone.
===================================== These grifters give grifters a bad name.
That’s a SCARY question!
Begin a series of bitter, wandering commentaries about the US and why The System let him down. Blame will be spread over a wide range. After the first no one exc the black community will read them or care. He will end this life bitter, and estranged. The black community and liberals will continue the illusion he was anything more than an improperly promoted light weight.
He is going to want to get his mug on TV talking about every issue, but he is quickly going to realize the drive-by media will not be that anxious to showcase his opinion. They’re realizing right now that he’s a serious drag on ratings; when he is no longer President they’ll make every effort to avoid booking him or even seeking on-camera quotes from him. It will especially sting when they run to Bill Clinton for quotes.
Essentially, the media-created President is going to find he is nothing without the media, and he will fade into the background.
2. Eat a hamburger
3. Play golf.
4. Eat ice cream
1.) Declare Martial Law
2.) Invalidate the election results
3.) Declare Sharia the law of America
4.) Launch a pre-emptive nuclear attack against the states that did not vote for him.
File a lawsuit claiming he has a mandate and should be president for life
File a lawsuit against Perry (or whoever wins) claiming they cheated and are racists
File a lawsuit against the American people claiming they owe him (and his family) $1,000,000,000,000 as compensation for all the hard work he put in as President
Release his actual birth certificate, all school records, come out of the closet as an ‘any’-sexual, and then tell the American people to Eat shiat and die.
If the Hebrew Temple were rebuilt in Jerusalem by that time, ONE of the early things I might expect that muzzie to do would be to enter the temple, slaughter a hog on the sacred altar, and declare himself the 12th Imam....the Mahdi. Uber Sarc!
NUMBER 4: Keep Air Force One (and a fleet of C-140s to bring along Marine One, limos for his entourage, and Michelle) continuously airborne November 7, 2012 to January 19, 2013. Hit as many golf resorts as possible, plus a few island resorts for Michelle.
NUMBER 3: Hundreds -- no, thousands -- of pardons. All union thugs serving time for violence; all Dem politicians serving time for tax evasion; all fraud cases involving "entitlements," and much, much more.
NUMBER 2: surrender to Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, and, what the heck, Canada.
And the NUMBER ONE thing Obama will do after his defeat: one word... JIHAD!
His followers (led by and including the thousands of Muslim shock troops and vicious drug armies that he has allowed to infiltrate into America) will proceed to rise up to murder the opposition and try and burn the country down around our ears. Because of the out of control violence, he will declare martial law, suspend the Constitution, and assume full dictatorial control of everything. The country will subsequently explode apart and plunge into civil war. He will invite the Chinese Army in to maintain order and protect our vast oil and mineral assets he will promise them.
When he's done he will take a well deserved vacation at Martha's Vineyard, as usual.
Light up the bong and kick back...
Come out of the closet?
Not care that he took one for the team as he passes the torch to Colin Powell. Give speeches and free all terrorists and pardon his gangster pals shortly before.
It will be reported by hisorians that from 2008 to 2012 the US did not have a president.