[mc5cents]

First prize went to Tucker Barnes, a reporter for Fox 5, who went live from Ocean City, Maryland amid a strange, brown foamy substance. He reported that it “didn’t taste great” and had a “sandy consistency”. Apparently, it was raw sewage:

LOL!!! I saw that this morning it was hilarious.

[Faith]

Poor Tucker. He learned a valuable lesson.

[Mamzelle]

Aw, shoot! I have always had this fantasy of Geraldo getting caught in exactly that physical situation, rather than always metaphorical...