[IbJensen]

You should be ashamed of yourself draging a Sack of Hammers down to the level of sewer-dwelling Obama. Hammers are very useful tools while Obama is utterly useless unless tearing the nation to shreds is factored in.

At best he has done a number of things to try to help Obama. At worst he has tried to do a number of things to destroy this country.

[Recon Dad]

A sack of hammers wouldn’t hold a major speech on a daily basis.....or use a teleprompter.

...and the sack of hammers does not have a wife who is a total mooch.

[silverleaf]

a bag of hammers would not be going after the Tea Party as if they were nails

[knarf]

Thank you Frank, for an enjoyable Sunday morning read.

[The_Media_never_lie]

Wonderful analogy.

A SOH doesn’t engage in sophistry, invent strawmen, turn one group against another, harangue Supremes who cannot talk back, go on. vacation with Paki boyfriend, etc.

[Colonel_Flagg]

President Barack Obama is an Ivy League-educated man individual of considerable intelligence and ambition.

First sentence repaired.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I resent the defamation of the former Governor of the Commonwealth. During the Boston Police strike Governor Coolidge didn't do nothing, he called out the National Guard.

When Coolidge was Vice President, his twelve year old son was working on a tobacco farm in Connecticut. (As recently as the 1960’s most good cigar wrappers were made from Connecticut tobacco leaf.) On the day that President Harding died and Coolidge assumed office, the foreman informed his son, in front of the other boys, that his father was now President. His son responded, “That's good, what shed do you want me to work in this morning”. Another boy chimed in, “If my father was President of the United States, I wouldn't be working in any tobacco shed.” To which the young Coolidge replied, “If your father was my father you would.”

[rockrr]

Another excellent contender for the jonathan Alter “Why is Øbozo such a bad president?” challenge.

[trebb]

I’ve been saying my toater would do a better job than Obama - at least it would do any harm...

[Oldeconomybuyer]

Hammers are RACIST!

[BobP]

The main difference between Obama and a sack of hammers would be in Libya. A sack of hammers would never have started a new conflict there.

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I agree!

So they're dancing in the streets of Tripoli (and the White House).

The Middle East is being sharpened into a saber of massive destruction and our Western leaders are cooing as if they were admiring twins in a maternity ward.

 What's the big deal? It's the religion of peace after all.

[SuziQ]

Yeah, a sack of hammers would be infinitely more USEFUL than the Obama presidency.

[Las Vegas Ron]

President Barack Obama is an Ivy League-educated man of considerable intelligence and ambition who has surrounded himself with numerous experts to help in his decision-making

This has to be an all time record. I couldn't even get past the first line!

[anniegetyourgun]

Were he only worse than a sack of hammers. Unfortunately, he’s intentional...and he’s had great success with his agenda.

[Chode]

a bag of hammers doesn't have a mouth that only opens to change feet...