The Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Show - Tuesday, August 16, 2011

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).

[IMissPresidentReagan]

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[IMissPresidentReagan]

Pings

[Fred]

Has ElRushbo informed the ignorant masses to get behind Perry yet???

[MarkLevinFan]

Thank me!

[Ingtar]

I’m not supporting someone who supports hate crime laws... sorry.

[MarkLevinFan]

Check out this Delaware RINO at work trying to sabotage the teaparty!
http://www.shoutmix.com/link.php?go=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDeD6QeREfA

[DJ MacWoW]

47 Days And FR Is Still Short Of Its Goal
Take FR Across The Finish Line

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[rightwingintelligentsia]

Present and totally unaccounted for.

[Jemian]

I saw that about Jason Dufner. We’re so very proud of him. And Cam! He did well on his first game in the NFL. And the Panthers won! War Eagle!

Is your son on campus yet?

[AMiller]

I was thinking of that old Pete Seeger song “Waist Deep In the Big Muddy” (and the big fool said to push on) And how it could be turned on the “Progressives”. Hey Rush how about a parody?

[Enterprise]

bump

[CSM]

In for just a bit, if I can even get a moment to breathe. Thanks for the ping, I would have totally forgotten.

[advertising guy]

seated....still sippin coffee

[sono]

Here ... work N lurk mode ON.

[CSM]

The buttkisser forgot about the promise to “unify” the nation....to bad us terrorists just won’t get on the bandwagon...

[CSM]

Darn phone keeps ringing....

[Enterprise]

I don’t want to get on the Bamster’s bandwagon and I sure as hell don’t want to get on his campaign hearse.

[CSM]

Without lies, the Dems would have nothing to say.

[advertising guy]

new roof today and the roof strippers started at 5 am this mornin.....boom boom boom crash boom boom

stripped it in 2 1/2 hours right to the wood....now the crane is puttin shingles and tar paper up

[skinkinthegrass]

thanks, for the ping.....lurking about....