And then there's THIS: Police Nab Alleged Zit-Popper Grossing Out Fast-Food Customers

CBS Tampa ^ | August 10, 2011

[US Navy Vet]

CAPE CORAL, Fla. (CBS Tampa) – Definitely not lovin’ it.

A man accused of disgusting McDonald’s patrons by popping his pimples was under arrest after customer complaints led to a brief chase by officers.

It started Monday when customers of the McDonald’s located at 2404 Santa Barbara Blvd. alerted authorities to a man standing outside the restaurant for about 10 minutes squeezing away at the acne on his back. Events that followed with police ended in a brief chase and the arrest of the man, who allegedly gave a false name when confronted about the

[Slings and Arrows]

I live to serve.

[TheOldLady]

The cops tackle this guy.

The News-Press also reported the suspect was found to have a syringe in his pocket allegedly used to inject Oxycontin.

This thread just gets better and better all the time! It's a thread for the ages, a classic. [mind the puke as you walk in]

Thanks Orange1998 for the second ping to this thread! What would I do without ya?

[GOPJ]

I knew it would be dateline Florida...

[Charles Henrickson]

In Before The Zit.

[ArrogantBustard]

1) Thank GOD that wasn’t “smell-o-vision”.

2) Astonishing how much gook was in that boil.

3) Gotta love the gagging and retching sounds in the background.

4) Note the use of beer for anaesthetic.

[TheOldLady]

And you do both so well.

[ArrogantBustard]

< i>the “Zoot Suiters” of the LA, CA area in the early 1040s.

I wasn't aware that the Roman Imperial Navy had a base in California ...

[Joe 6-pack]

"2) Astonishing how much gook was in that boil."

When I was at Ft. Bragg, I was bit on the elbow by a brown recluse. I developed cellulitis, and my left forearm looked like Popeye's. The PA opened up a small incision around the bit area, and drained it twice a day for several successive days. Each time it oozed probably at least a half cup of puss and other fluids.

[mikrofon]

From the Side Menu(?)

[Mr. Impatient]

Thank you for the very pleasant, lovely and totally not horrible nightmarish mental images that will keep me awake for the next week.

[2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten]

Acne if I care.

[VeniVidiVici]

It was defnitely sebaceous behavior.

Hey now! I resemble that remark!!

[a fool in paradise]

ARRESTED? For popping his own pimples?!? Was anyone forced to watch? Too stupid to call it “Performance Art? (The running and giving false ID is another issue entirely, but since it stems from the above, then is it ‘fruit of the poison tree’?)

Officer was probably already on the scene responding to a 9-1-1 emergency pertaining to chicken mcnuggets.

[tdscpa]

The cops tackle this guy.

Wouldn't that be a lot like a "greased pig contest"?