Posted on 08/10/2011 11:20:51 AM PDT by US Navy Vet
CAPE CORAL, Fla. (CBS Tampa) – Definitely not lovin’ it.
A man accused of disgusting McDonald’s patrons by popping his pimples was under arrest after customer complaints led to a brief chase by officers.
It started Monday when customers of the McDonald’s located at 2404 Santa Barbara Blvd. alerted authorities to a man standing outside the restaurant for about 10 minutes squeezing away at the acne on his back. Events that followed with police ended in a brief chase and the arrest of the man, who allegedly gave a false name when confronted about the
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Initially, the zit popper slipped from their grasp. Ick.
Okay, couldn’t this be better handled by a good old-fashioned Dixie ass-kicking?
It was defnitely sebaceous behavior.
If the government outlaws zit-popping, then only outlaws will pop zits.
A man accused of disgusting McDonald’s patrons by popping his pimples was under arrest after customer complaints led to a brief chase by officers.
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Hey. At least it wasn’t an EMPLOYEE!
What are you, some kind of comedone?
I already made the “Special Sauce” joke.
In the Navy we used to call this “Dungaree Liberty”. Worked GREAT on the “Zoot Suiters” of the LA, CA area in the early 1040s.
I had one in almost the same location. When the doc lanced it, it squirted all over the exam room. Hit the ceiling even.
Did not feel good.
Hearing, out of Colorado, the three fugitives have been captured Fox News was following this AM. Info out at Yahoo site.
Good thing the patrons didn't see where their Big Macs came from.
opps down the page here at FR too. Slapping hands off keyboard again.
I’ll give you my zits when you pry them from my cold, dead hands!
Good! Get those dangerous zit poppers off the streets of our peaceful nation!
At 68 I couldn’t do that on my best day. Must be some kind of contortionist.
I’m gonna keep the coke and the fries but I’m gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I’m gonna come over to your house, I’ll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door.
Grossest, most disgusting thread I’ve ever seen!
Thanks for the ping.
The News-Press also reported the suspect was found to have a syringe in his pocket allegedly used to inject Oxycontin.
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