Posted on 08/09/2011 7:16:35 AM PDT by bkaycee
If it wasn't for those darn Tea Partiers, we’d already be in Obamatopia with unicorn-powered cars and an economy driven to new heights by unity, hope, and most importantly, THE POWER OF LOVE. Why, oh why, do those Tea Partiers want to ruin all that? Why can't they be more agreeable and civilized -- like Meghan McCain or David Frum?
Worse yet, their numbers seem to be growing. According to Gallup, there are now as many people who consider themselves to be Tea Partiers as there are people who consider themselves to be liberals. Obviously there can be only one reason for that: the incredible, pro-conservative bias of the American press. Well, never fear, friends -- for today you will read the truth spoken to power! Feel free to pat me on the back for my stunning courage at any time.
1) The Tea Partiers Lost America's AAA Credit Rating. Sure, the Tea Partiers may have supported the Ryan Plan and Cut, Cap, and Balance, both of which would have preserved America’s AAA credit rating, but what we’ve just experienced is a “Tea Party downgrade.” How does that work? Well, just as Paul Revere caused the British to attack America and Mothers Against Drunk Driving causes people to drive drunk, the Tea Partiers caused America's credit downgrade with their incessant demands that we cut spending to avert a credit downgrade…or something. It’s a little foggy.
2) The Tea Partiers Are Extremely Radical. Have you heard these radical yahoos going on about what they want to do? They actually want to stick to the Constitution and balance the budget! What kind of crazy talk is that? Need I remind you that the last time we had people talking like that in this country, they clung to their guns and religion, too. Next thing you know, they actually overthrew the government over taxes. Are those really the type of people we want to emulate in this country?
3) The Tea Partiers’ Patriotism Is Appalling. How do people keep from retching when they hear these speakers talking about the Founding Fathers and encouraging crowds of American flag-waving Tea Partiers to keep the American Dream alive? Don't they know that sophisticated Americans recognize that America is the root of all evil in the world? Haven't these people read Noam Chomsky? Haven't they noticed our President bowing to other world leaders because he's so embarrassed to be leading a country like America?
4) The Tea Partiers Use Violent Rhetoric. Have you ever listened to these Tea Partiers talk? It's "cut" this, "target" that, "job killing," "liberty or death," "Don't Tread of me!" Obviously, when we're dealing with hostage-taking, fascistic terrorists who want to dynamite the American political system and force us all to eat "Satan sandwiches," then we've got to stop their violent rhetoric by any means necessary while showing the sort of civility that these Tea Baggers have such disdain for. Granted, our manners and civilized behavior put us at a disadvantage when fighting against these filthy hobbits, but never fear, we'll still take the high road and win!
5) The Tea Partiers Are Diehard Racists! Obviously, Tea Partiers are hardcore racists -- like members of the KKK – well, other than Robert Byrd, bless his soul. Have you heard some of the things these people have said? How about the Tea Partier who described Obama as "a 'light-skinned' African American 'with no Negro dialect, unless he wanted to have one.'” Ooops, that was Harry Reid! Well, what about the Tea Partier who said, "A few years ago, (Obama) would have been getting us coffee." Ah...actually, that was Bill Clinton. All right, here’s one: How about this Tea Partier quote, "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that's a storybook, man." So, that was Joe Biden? Well, Barack Obama is a prominent black American who says those people are all right -- so that proves they're not racists! Can anyone name one prominent black American who says the same thing about the Tea Partiers? Allen West, well, he is one -- but, can you name another? Herman Cain? Tim Scott? Larry Elder? What about the black Tea Partiers who protested the NAACP, you ask? Well, well....the Tea Partiers are racist...BECAUSE!
I just want to starve children & be left alone.
These people act like the Tea Partiers actually got what they wanted in this bill.
bttt
lmao
no kidding.
Not to mention the damage we are causing to the homosexual agenda when we force the commie, lib ‘RATS to smear us by referring to us as “teabaggers”. (Homosexuals)
...and they love dirty water and dirty air!.............
They want grandma to either starve or die from lack of healthcare!....
And they want to kill Gaea by driving SUVs all over the place!..................
Bad analogy. With the redefinition of drunk driving to mean BAC levels that are ridiculously low, MADD does indeed cause drunk driving.
Raising the debt limit to solve our economic woes is like
raising the blood-alcohol level to solve drunk driving.
That’s why I belong to DAMM - Drunks Against Mad Mothers (and I don’t even drink)
Maybe a better analogy is blaming a fire alarm for starting the fire.
I might suggest you reread what I wrote, unless you intended to inject a non-sequitur.
Democrats controlled the House and Senate for 48 months. They controlled the Whitehouse, House, and Senate for 24 months. They still control the Whitehouse and Senate. Given those facts, anyone who thinks 83 TEA Party Representatives out of 435 members of the House has brought us to the point of financial ruin in 8 short months is an absolute idiot.
That is absolutely a valid and improved analogy.
They're laughing at the Tea Party while the water rises around their feet. Not for much longer!
Thank you for that. I just put your quote, along with a link to the article on my FB page. Curiously, I don’t seem to be getting any of my lib friends to take the bait anymore.
That is why I believe Obama and the like crushed the economy on purpose.
If leftists thinks you should never let a calamity go by without implementing socialist control, why not cause your own calamity to crush freedom and cement control.
Good point. I don't get the whole 'drunk driving' thing...I don't get the whole 'drunk' thing either...but you can sure find spirited debates around here.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.