[Fester Chugabrew]

Sorry, but we just didn't have that kind of time. Instant total default. No Social Security checks. No food stamps. Wall Street panic. World coming to an end. It's 8/2 in a couple hours.

They just had to come up with a quick way to spend more. Be grateful. They just saved the world.

[gunner03]

They just had to come up with a quick way to spend more. Be grateful. They just saved the world.

Plus gave zero an early birthday present.

[C.O. Correspondence]

“Sorry, but we just didn’t have that kind of time. Instant total default. No Social Security checks. No food stamps. Wall Street panic. World coming to an end. It’s 8/2 in a couple hours.
They just had to come up with a quick way to spend more. Be grateful. They just saved the world.”

I hope you meant to place a /sc at the end of your post.