The next great manufactured catastrophe should be the shifting of the North and South poles. It’s only been going on for millions of years but somehow politically and financially it will be all our own fault.
I’m going to invest in GPS units.
I'd heard that the next manufactured catastrophe was the amount of CO2 dissolved in the oceans. The sea is turning into soda water and we're all going to die.
The shifting of the poles is well known and the result is visible at Greewnwich. No big deal. We adjust!!
Hmm... Manmade polar-shifting has some good cult potential!
What about the effects of manmade “rotation-slowing”?
This is the basis of my cult. We meet regularly and drink like 25hr days are already here. We hate windmills and anything else that slows earth’s rotation. To educate the public on the dangers of manmade rotation-slowing we made a documentary powerpoint called “Incomplete Loop ~ The Day The Earth Stopped Spinning”.