[Steely Tom]

The next great manufactured catastrophe should be the shifting of the North and South poles. It’s only been going on for millions of years but somehow politically and financially it will be all our own fault.

I'd heard that the next manufactured catastrophe was the amount of CO2 dissolved in the oceans. The sea is turning into soda water and we're all going to die.

[gogogodzilla]

I heard it was going to be a horde of Nazi lizardmen from the Earth’s core. And that it’s America’s fault because President Bush sent a team from Halliburton down there to brainwash them with that Nazi ideology.

And it was all financed by Israel, too.

;-P

[Roccus]

Lubchenco, air-headed bimbo in charge of NOAA, has been harping on ocean acidification due to man made CO2 for quite some time. Her assertions are beyond hysterical.

http://globalwarming.house.gov/pubs?id=0014

Scroll down til you see her face. The 2 part video of her testimony before Congress in 09 would be hilarious but for the fact that the fools in Congress believe her.