Posted on 07/28/2011 11:08:39 AM PDT by FeliciaCat
Nothing in Monte Carlo is understated, from the baubles to the yachts to the bank accounts. Now add traffic pile-ups to that list.
The Hope Diamond of fender benders unfolded yesterday in possibly the most conspicuous stretch of asphalt in the .75-square-mile principality — the round-about in front of the James Bond-worthy casino — when three blondes in a jelly-bean blue Bentley Azure ($363,000) scraped the rear of a white Mercedes-Benz S-Class (a paltry $91,000). And that was merely the appetizer
Served up for the main course were a hapless black Ferrari F430 ($186,000), which was hit nose-first by the 2.7-ton Bentley. Then, like two tankers mashing in the fog, a four-door Aston Martin Rapide ($228,000) crunched into the Azure’s passenger door. The cherry on this metal, plastic and carbon-fiber shattering souffle: a stray Porsche 911 ($77,000).
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I once played a Fender Bender, but prefer the Hipshot.
Dumb de Dumb Dumb Dumb
Dumb de Dumb Dumb Dumb
Dumb de Dumb Dumb Dumb
Dumb Blonde!
Dumb Dumb Dumb.
Management wishes to express that, contrary to the above posting, we not think all blondes are dumb, nor do we think all dumbs are blonde.
I have a Fender Stratocaster myself.
Lucky will be the mechanic who gets likely all the work!
One of the comments in the comment section was priceless.
“guys it wasn’t her fault there was like totally a pine tree in the road and she swerved to miss it then there was like totally another pine tree and she swerved to miss that one too and when she hit the cars that damn pine tree was there again......then the air freshener fell off the rear view mirror”
My company WebSense must be blocking them. Sorry... Shirley. ;-)
I can hear the Lloyds underwriters weeping all the way out here in Southern California.
LOL!
Sheesh. Thus proving the point on not all dumbs being blonde - mine's brown with a tinge of grey.
okay, okay, I confess, grey with a tinge of brown.
Oh man that was hysterical, thanks for sharing it.
When Mistress’s Collide.
LOL!
The Aghast and the Furious: Monaco Drift.
Fender bender in the Whitehouse parking lot.
Lock, Stock and two smoking Bentleys.
Parson’s B? LOL
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