[ConservativeStatement]

Another sequel to the "Saw" movie.

[Pearls Before Swine]

“Dad, are you sure you know what you’re doing? Ouch!”

[ClearCase_guy]

Well, if we start putting people in jail for being stupid, much of Florida would be behind bars.

[webstersII]

The average prosecutor seems a bit overzealous these days.

Aggravated child abuse? It wasn’t intentional, it was stupid.

There’s a huge difference.

[Revolting cat!]

The cast of doctors should have saw this coming.

[cripplecreek]

My dad would have never gotten a chance. I would have cut the thing off myself.

That’s what a sawzall is for.

[BykrBayb]

From this excerpt I thought the police were overreacting to the guy using a hand saw and failing to remove the cast. Then I clicked the link. I made it as far as " Police said his 15-year-old son needed emergency surgery." So I'm thinking he broke the skin and the kid needed a couple stitches. Then a little further... "He then retrieved a 10-inch circular saw..." Enough said. I don't think I can stomach reading beyond that.

[Osage Orange]

I broke an ankle playing baseball when I was maybe 22 or so....I had the cast on for maybe 2 1/2 months...and it was around July 4th..and I got it wet. It stunk to high heaven...and it was a long week-end so I cut it off. Darn if that didn’t feel real good!!! My doctor was pissed...but I didn’t care. And all turned out fine..........

[Cheetahcat]

Fort Leftyville they mean,I have fun everyday shouting, the Idiot rats down around here.

[aruanan]

When I was in 3rd grade I cut my own cast off using a hack saw and a butcher knife. It took quite a while. Opening that cast was not like opening a Christmas present. That was one of the grossest things I have ever seen or smelled (I had the cast on during the summer and as I fractured the plaster of Paris on the elbow and hand (and got it filthy) my dad kept putting on more layers of gauze and plaster). By the end of the summer it weighed considerably more than at the beginning.

[Kirkwood]

[poobear]

Tin snips work better.

[4yearlurker]

Hey Lawrence....next time tin snips or shears!